Tom Cruise and the paparazzi are best buds. You KNOW that. Tom warms them up with some thick hearty placenta stew to keep their hearts healthy and their fingers snap happy. Tommy Boy loves the papis for their artistic merit.

Tom flapped his trap to the media, “I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible.

As a parent you protect your children, but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl.

It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have been very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult.”

Translation: I love having the paps near and dear to my heart and riding my butt on the daily. Their photos are exquisite and I thank them for making Suri the Most Influential Tot because really…she is. She is TOM’s spawn for gawd’s sake. But, she could not have done it without the papis. Snap, click, and stew!

Image Source: Dennis Gill