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Global Green Brings Out The Greasy

Friday, February 20th, 2009

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The pre-Oscar festivities have officially begun! Last night kicked off the celebrations with the 6th Annual Global Green Pre-Oscar Party Benefiting Green Schools. And what a night it was!

All the dirty grease ball actors and hippie-riffic actresses who haven’t showered or put on pit stick in days came out to pay their respects to their Earth and to bask in one another’s love for being green. (we kid, although there were a couple pretty damn greasy looking peeps…just sayin’)

From a speech by Neil Patrick Harris to performances by greasy Gavin Rossdale and Sheryl Crow, it was a night to be green! In fact, the King of Green himself was there…no, I’m not talking Kermit the Frog, the green and proud preacher of green goodness…Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio. HOLLA!

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The Golden Globes, Live-Blogging Extravaganza

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

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I’m gonna tackle this big responsibility of live-blogging the Golden Globes. Join me as I engage in this high class affair. I will give you a minute by minute spectacular blogging experience that I hope will give you a clear picture of the Golden Globes from my television. Let’s do this. We gotta, ‘cuz here comes J.Lo. She’s about to throw the smack down. Remember, I am in CENTRAL time, my friends.

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7:01pm J.Lo and her booty wiggle across the stage to open the big event…WITH what is this I see? NO wedding ring? Damn girlfriend this is NOT the night to forget that bling. Hmmm…but most importantly who will win the very first award of the night? J.Lo announces the big nominees for Best Supporting Actress.

7:05pm Without further ado, a tearful Kate Winslet is THE weener. While walking up to the stage, Winslet stops to grab a Kleenex to accept her award. Out comes the big long list of thank-yous…including her fellow nominees, her kiddies, her agents, her umbrella holder, her maid, her dog-poo poo bagger, etc.

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7:07pm Oh, here comes the big bad grizzly bear…oh wait, it’s 58-hour-sex-master Sting…comes out to announce Best Original Song nominees and to name the winner. Who will it be? Hopefully not Miley. That dumb beotch has got a problem with sticking out her tongue and throwing the peace sign out at cameras. You know it’s gonna be Brucey for that wrestler flick.

I frickin’ told ya so, bitches. Bruce Springsteen, “The Wrestler” song. A big wet smooch to his wife and up to the stage he rolls to grab his gold statue. To create a song about a professional wrestler…wow, that’s mad talent. Bruce is an inspiration.

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7:13pm Here comes Eva Longoria and Simon Baker to announce the next Best Supporting Actor in TV Series. Oh, and if you didn’t know…Rumer Willis gets some honor of being the stage bitch. I was wondering why she was there. Good for her!

7:15pm Tom Wilkinson wins? Yeah, that was a geriatric award. You know Neil Patrick Harris should have won. And fellow nominee Alec Baldwin is looking slightly annoyed as he chews on what looks to be a sunflower seed. Now that Tom Wilkinson won, does this mean he’ll retire? Perhaps. Or not.

7:20pm Eva and Simon presenting another award? How the hell do they rate? Must be special tonight. The winner is Laura Dern for “Recount” as Female Best Supporting Actor In A Series, Miniseries or Made-for-Television Movie. This is her 2nd ever Golden Globe. What a woman! Her black dress and floofy curls are kind of…well..interesting. Love those flower earrings though. How festive.

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7:23pm Commercial. Gosh I’m thirsty.  Can someone bring me a diet coke?  I’m typing and can’t get up. Ok, fine. Apparently my cat hasn’t learned that trick yet. I’ll be right back.

7:27pm Oh, here comes Don Cheadle. The Coen Brothers aren’t a fan of Don and he is bitter.  And he sure lets us know.  WHEW! AND he thinks Brad Pitt is dumb. Yikes.  Donny introduces Best Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical nominee “Burn After Reading” produced by the Coen Brothers.

7:29pm Eva Mendes looks fab in a white gown and wowsers look at that sea-green necklace the size of Brazil!  Apparently her job for the evening was to look pretty and introduce this guy named Jorge.

7:30pm Jorge Gama-ra-ma-ma? Who are you? Brad Pitt, THIS is a REAL guido-stache. Nice and THICK!

7:31pm Zac Efronand Hayden Panettiere, probably the youngest attendees there are giving away the award for Gabriel Burn in Treatment. And he isn’t there. Boooooo.

7:32pm Captain Kirk and Spock come out…not the real ones, but the actors who play them in the upcoming Star Trek.   Best Actress-TV Series award is up next.  Anna Paquin for “True Blood”. WOW! This is huge for Anna. This means big possibilities for this beotch. She’s damn excited and definitely looks like she could look good as a barmaid. Apparently the GG award pickers thought so.

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7:39pm Ricky Gervais…Ricky is pissed because he isn’t nominated and because well, he is surrounded by stars better with him. I think he’s had too many drinks, especially since he brought one up on stage with him. His eyes do look kind of glossed over. Who does he think he is? Some stand-up comedian? Bottoms up, my friend! His whole point of being there..to announce the 2nd nominee for Best Motion Picture, Comedy…”Happy Go Lucky.”

7:41pm OMG teeny boppers around the world have just peed their pants. The JoBros have graced the stage. Shoot, I think I just peed my pants too. Best Animated Feature is the award they are giving out. Congratulations to the sad little robot named WALL-E. The weener.

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Golden Globe Nominations Bring No Big Surprises…

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Except ONE. Tom Freaking Cruise Got Nominated.

Tom Placenta Stew Brewing Cruise cannot win for his dancing skills! What is this world coming to??? Anystew, here is the full list of Golden Globe nominees.

PICTURE, DRAMA:

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“Frost/Nixon”
“The Reader”
“Revolutionary Road”
“Slumdog Millionaire”
“The Visitor”

PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

“Burn After Reading”
“Happy-Go-Lucky”
“In Bruges”
“Mamma Mia!”
“Vicky Christina Barcelona”

FOREIGN LANGUAGE PICTURE:

“Baader Meinhof Complex”
“Everlasting Moments”
“Gomorrah”
“I’ve Loved You So Long”
“Waltz With Bashir”

DIRECTOR:

Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Stephen Daldry, “The Reader”
David Fincher, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Ron Howard, “Frost/Nixon”
Sam Mendes, “Revolutionary Road.”

DRAMATIC ACTOR:

Leonardo DiCaprio, “Revolutionary Road”;
Frank Langella, “Frost/Nixon”;
Sean Penn, “Milk”;
Brad Pitt, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
Mickey Rourke, “The Wrestler.”

DRAMATIC ACTRESS:

Anne Hathaway, “Rachel Getting Married”;
Angelina Jolie, “Changeling”;
Meryl Streep, “Doubt”;
Kristin Scott Thomas, “I’ve Loved You So Long”;
Kate Winslet, “Revolutionary Road.”

ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL:

Javier Bardem, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Colin Farrell, “In Bruges”;
James Franco, “Pineapple Express”;
Brendan Gleeson, “In Bruges”;
Dustin Hoffman, “Last Chance Harvey.”

ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL:

Rebecca Hall, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Sally Hawkins, “Happy-Go-Lucky”;
Frances McDormand,
“Burn After Reading”;
Meryl Streep, “Mamma Mia!”;
Emma Thompson, “Last Chance Harvey.”

SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Tom Cruise, “Tropic Thunder”;
Robert Downey, Jr., “Tropic Thunder”;
Ralph Fiennes, “The Duchess”;
Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Doubt”;
Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight.”

SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Amy Adams, “Doubt”;
Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Viola Davis, “Doubt”;
Marisa Tomei, “The Wrestler”;
Kate Winslet, “The Reader.”

ANIMATED FILM:

“Bolt,”
“Kung Fu Panda,”
“Wall-E.”

SCREENPLAY:

Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”;
David Hare, “The Reader”;
Peter Morgan, “Frost/Nixon”;
Eric Roth, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
John Patrick Shanley, “Doubt.”

ORIGINAL SCORE:

Alexandre Desplat, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
Clint Eastwood, “Changeling”;
James Newton Howard, “Defiance”;
Hans Zimmer, “Frost/Nixon”;
A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire.”

SONG:

“Down to Earth” (performed by Peter Gabriel, written by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman),
“Wall-E”; “Gran Torino” (performed by Clint Eastwood), “Gran Torino”;
“I Thought I Lost You” (performed Miley Cyrus and John Travolta, written by Miley Cyrus and Jeffrey Steele), “Bolt”;
“Once in a Lifetime,” (performed by Beyonce), “Cadillac Records”;
“The Wrestler” (performed by Bruce Springsteen, written by Bruce Springsteen), “The Wrestler.”

DRAMATIC TV SERIES:

“Dexter,”
“House M.D.,”
“In Treatment,”
“Mad Men,”
“True Blood.”

ACTOR, TV DRAMA:

Gabriel Byrne, “In Treatment”;
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”;
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”;
Hugh Laurie, “House M.D.”;
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, “The Tudors.”

ACTRESS, TELEVISION DRAMA:

Sally Field, “Brothers & Sisters”;
Mariska Hargitay, “Law & Order: SVU”;
January Jones, “Mad Men”;
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”;
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer.”

TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

“Californication,”
“Entourage,”
“The Office,”
“30 Rock,”
“Weeds.”

ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”;
Steve Carell, “The Office”;
Kevin Connolly, “Entourage”;
David Duchovny, “Californication”;
Tony Shalhoub, “Monk.”

ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who?”;
America Ferrera, “Ugly Betty”;
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”;
Debra Messing, “The Starter Wife”;
Mary-Louise Parker, “Weeds.”

MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

“Cranford,”
“Bernard and Doris,”
“John Adams,”
“A Raisin in the Sun,”
“Recount.”

ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Judi Dench, “Cranford”;
Laura Linney, “John Adams”;
Catherine Keener, “An American Crime”;
Shirley MacLaine, “Coco Chanel”;
Susan Sarandon, “Bernard and Doris.”

ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Ralph Fiennes, “Bernard and Doris”;
Paul Giammatti, “John Adams”;
Kevin Spacey, “Recount”;
Keifer Sutherland, “24: Redemption”;
Tom Wilkinson, “Recount.”

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Eileen Atkins, “Cranford”;
Laura Dern, “Recount”;
Melissa George, “In Treatment”;
Rachel Griffiths, “Brothers & Sisters”;
Dianne Wiest, “In Treatment.”

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”;
Denis Leary, “Recount”;
Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”;
Blair Underwood, “In Treatment”;
Tom Wilkinson, “John Adams.”

CECIL B. DEMILLE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Steven Spielberg.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe awards will be handed out in Los Angeles Jan. 11.

Source: AP

CBS Hits Britney One More Time.

Monday, April 21st, 2008

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Who cares what Neil Patrick Harris thinks! CBS wants Britney to come back to “How I Met Your Mother”…for another guest appearance. What’d Britney say? Ding Dang Ya’ll! You bet your corned-beef hashed bootys I’ll be there! Translation…yes she’d love to.

An unnamed source told People, “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney. She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”


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