Yes, Jacko may be gone, but the wackness keeps coming out of the wood works. Would you expect anything less? HA! Why should the man be able to rest in peace for gawd’s sake? In an interesting little tidbit, just hours before the singer’s death, apparently MJ wrote some mysterious Post-It notes that have peeps a-chattering.
Our lovely former crack addict Wino Crackhouse is back on holiday in St. Lucia…which is a good thing. However, when Wino heard the news that her whacked out husband Blake Fielder-Civil is going to be a father and it’s NOT her baby, she is a tad distraught!
At first Wino thought he got his 17-year-old girlfriend Francesca Moralee knocked up. “I’m not sad you know, I’m excited. I knew Blake and his new girlfriend Francesca would be able to have a normal life.”
But then when she found out that it is really a chick named Gilleen Morris who Blaaaaakkkke hooked up with while he was in rehab, her “sadness” turned into anger.
According to the News of the World, Wino cried, “That better be a mistake or I’ll beat his head in. Oh great, he’s had it with some… I don’t wanna know, don’t tell me anymore.”
So, what does Wino plan on doing? She wants her own damn kids, y’all!
In fact, she is seriously considering adopting a child from St. Lucia. Her spokesman says, “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”
Ummm…whaaaatt???!!!! That’s all we need right now are little bee-hived Crackie kids running around.
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Jade Goody believed in miracles. She believed that with hope and faith anyone could beat anything thrown at them…until now. After a grueling battle with cancer, Jade Goody has made the decision to go home to die in the company of her family. In an exclusive interview with the News of The World, Jade talks candidly about her thoughts of the future, her plans to get married and the possibility of dying on her reality television show.
ON FINDING OUT THERE WASN’T ANYTHING MORE THE DOCTORS COULD DO FOR HER:
“I couldn’t breathe when they told me. I just screamed and cried and said, ‘Can’t anyone do anything to help me!’ Because a few weeks ago when they first told me the chemo hadn’t worked they said it didn’t have to be the end. They said there were lots of other medicines out there and there were other things they could do. I know they’ve done everything they can to help me and I’m grateful. But I really thought I might be OK.
“And I believed them. And there they were telling me it was the end. I didn’t want to believe it. I’m not blaming them. I know they’ve done everything they can to help me and I’m grateful. But I really thought I might be OK. But, I suppose there was this little part of me that didn’t. Since my bowel operation last week the pain has been getting worse and worse and I still haven’t been to the loo and I knew that was a bad sign. But I was still praying for a miracle.”
“I rang Jack immediately and he came running in. He was crying and so very upset. He just kept saying, ‘All that chemo, all that pain and it was all for nothing’. He refused to accept it at first and he and the rest of the family started talking about getting me on a plane to America.
“They kept telling me they can do amazing things over there and that maybe there is some miracle cure that we don’t know about.
“But as I listened to them I just kept thinking, ‘It’s too late for me. My time has run out.’ All I want to do now is spend whatever time I have left with Jack and the kids.
ON GETTING MARRIED BEFORE SHE DIES:
“You know, when Jack came out of prison he had no idea how sick I was. And I know this is hard for him because he expected to get me back. He expected the chemo to work and that we’d have a life together as a family. “But I swear we WILL be a family before I die—just not for as long as I’d have hoped.
“I love Jack with all my heart and I want to be his wife more than anything in the world. And I will be.
“He’s devastated but he’s really trying to hold it together for me. But as soon as he found out I was going to die he just said, ‘Right then we’re getting married. You’re a special woman, I love you and I would be honored to call you my wife. And I don’t care if it’s just for a few weeks’.”
ON WHY SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO DIE:
“I want to ask God why he couldn’t have given me more time with my boys. Just a bit—just enough to hear them laugh a few more times, to see that they’re happy, to write them long letters so I can tell them who I was and how much I loved them and remind them about all the things we did together.
Because they might forget me. And I can’t bear the thought of that.
“I’ve decided I’m going to make them a Memory Box and put in lots of things that will remind them of me and what we did together. And maybe when they’re older it will help them remember.”
ON HER PLANS FOR HER BOYS:
“When I first knew I had cancer I worked out a strategy. I thought if I earn enough money while I’m sick there will be enough for them to go to private school until they are 18. I know people think I’m betraying my roots by sending them to a private school but I want them to have the very best chance in life they can have. And that’s what my money is for. What’s the point of everything I have if I can’t do that for them?”
This just breaks my heart. Jade is an inspiration and will be for the remainder of her days on Earth and for the years to come.
Who knew dolphins smoke from bongs…no wonder why those bottle-nosed creatures always look like they are smiling as if everyday is filled with sunshine and rainbows even in the most trying times. Those beotches are higher than a freakin’ kite! Before you know it, we’ll see pigs Jessica Simpson flying! (we kid, we kid) Bad joke, I know. Anybong, somewhere in the world Michael Phelps is indulging in a big bag of Doritoes, a jar of pickles, a King Size Kit Kat, a pan of brownies and a 2-liter bottle of Orange Crush. Yum. Homeboy just got sold out for what we are presuming some big dolla dolla bills, y’all! But, you know what? He’s probably not even mad…
Here’s the low down via News Of The World…
Yes the above photo IS in fact Michael Phelps and yes, my friends, that is a bong. Ok, get this…back in November, Michael Phelps decided to do a little celebrating by showing up to a house party unannounced. Cool, right? Well, not so much.
An insider told News of the World, “He was out of control from the moment he got there. If he continues to party like that I’d be amazed if he ever won any more medals again.”
The reason for his “surprise” visit? A female lady lovah…
“Michael came to visit Jordan (the lady lovah) but ended up just getting wasted every night. He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal. He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go. Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.”
And apparently he is a professional midnight toker…
“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”
But the next night, Phelps was seen out partying again. The source added: “He was right back at it at Pavlov’s bar. Like the night before he was holding court, throwing back shots two at a time and pouring drinks to every cute girl.”
Hmmmm…so I believe it is safe to assume that Dolphin boy can smoke like its nobody’s business…and this time he just got caught…so what do you think? Will there be another Olympics for everyone’s favorite dolphin and most importantly…what will China think? Will he lose his endorsement deals?
Michael, Michael, Michael…what will Shamu think?
Earlier this month, Jade Goody lost all of her hair as a result of the chemotherapy and radiotherapy treatments she has been receiving to treat cancer. And how devastating…unless you are Britney Spears and shave your head intentionally out of pure “madness”. But, as a mother of two children who is fighting a public battle with cervical cancer, Jade has been having quite the time trying to keep her conversation of her disease with her sons on the down low.
“My boys don’t know how sick I am. They obviously know that something is not right with Mummy because I’m bald. And they call me baldy. They are too young to know what the word cancer even means and there is no need to put that big old word out there. I’m fighting for my femininity here. I don’t want that to sound trivial but I’m just 27 years old and even though I’ve got a disease that could kill me, I still want to look pretty.” Understandably so.
With at least one more year of treatment, Jade is still remaining positive about her future despite being told she has only a 40% chance to live…
“When I’m well, I want to go and live in Australia where I’ll train as a dental hygienist.” I’m loving her positive attitude. You go girl!
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Wino may be sipping and gettin’ tipsy on strawberry daiquiris while living the high life in St. Lucia, but Miss Amy seems to have replaced her drug addiction with booze and “love”. A reporter from the UK spent a little quality time with Wino on her mini-vacation and now unveils Wino’s thoughts on her life, her love and her state of mind. Check out some highlights from the tabloid-BFF hangout.
On Why She Might Not Go Home:
I’ve finally escaped from hell. I’m in love again and I don’t need drugs. Look at me, I’m glowing! I love it here and have never felt so happy. In fact I don’t think I’m ever going home. I was supposed to go last week but I thought fuck that, I’m staying!
Why Josh Is The Man For Her:
He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing. Blake looks like me, a right mess. But Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him. People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh. When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.
Her Status With Her Hubby Blake:
Blake was rubbish in bed. Do you know what? Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead.
I don’t know what’s going on with us now and for the time being I’ve just forgotten I’m even married. I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs. So being with someone like Josh is much better for me.
When She Saw Pictures Of Herself In Her Whacked Out State:
Before I came out here I looked at a photo of myself in the newspaper and was horrified. My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, ‘Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon.’ I was depressed, doing drugs and had no life in me at all. Coming here has changed everything. We’re having a great time together along with all Josh’s family and friends and I just don’t want the holiday to end.
Why Home Isn’t Where The Heart Is:
Home is hell for me. I’ve escaped from it. There are drugs everywhere. I can’t do anything without everyone thinking I’m off my head on drugs, although half the time they were right, I WAS. But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs. I haven’t touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years. It’s like I’ve stepped onto a new planet and nothing can harm me here. At home I seem to get in with the wrong people and just get myself in trouble. Yes I’ve been getting pissed here but, compared to the states I get into back in London, this is the best behaved I’ve been in years.
“That’s why I came here and it’s worked a treat. That’s why I keep extending my stay. Look at me, I’m a different person. For the first time in my life I’ve got a suntan, although to be honest most of it is fake. I can’t stop slapping it on. I’ve been eating non-stop because the food’s so great here and now I’ve got some meat on my bones.
On Why She’d Fit In Perfect With The Circus:
And I’ve even done some exercise, although that was only learning how to do the trapeze at the circus school they have here. You should see me, I’m fucking great at it. You wouldn’t believe I could ever walk in a straight line on a rope, but I can!
On Why She Threw Water Over Some Random Chick’s Head:
I admit I did throw a glass of water over her. I got confused and thought she’d been glaring at me that afternoon. But it turns out it wasn’t her at all—she was just trying to enjoy her honeymoon. She went mad and I don’t blame her. But I went over and apologized later. And if that’s the worst that’s happened I’m not complaining. For me, that’s being as good as gold!
But a guest begs to differ, citing Amy as an annoyance and a vacation ruiner.
“I’ve been here two weeks and every day I pray she’s gone home. But then you see her crawling out of her room looking a total mess and think, ‘Here we go again.’ She’s just allowed to run riot. She dresses like a cross between a tramp and a prostitute and I’ve never once seen her wear any shoes for dinner. She’s just out of control. Our peaceful break has been ruined by her.”
“Every night we go to the piano bar and the professional player can’t entertain us because Amy’s taken over. And she can’t even play. She just jabs at odd notes and is usually so drunk she can barely hold a note. If I have to listen to her do Puppy Love again I think I’ll kill her. The first day I thought it was quite exciting having a celebrity there—but believe me, the novelty soon wears off. I can’t for a minute understand what that handsome well-spoken boy is doing with her.”
Girlfriend is still wacky, as her brain is probably fried from all the near-fatal drug binges, but you must admit Wino is looking healthier and happier. I’m just afraid what will happen when she DOES return to the UK.
No,this is NOT a still from an Herbal Essences commercial…and as far as I know this is not an airbrushed photo. This IS Cracky Winehouse…and YES her hair IS shiny. And YES her normally scabbed up skin is finally clear. It is a freakin’ miracle.
But, despite looking relaxed, healthy and happier than a lark…Alex Haines, who apparently had a relationship with Wino while her freakoid husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was in jail, revealed graphic details of her self-harming, and sex and drug addictions. Uh oh.
In an interview with The News Of The World, money hungry-story-seller Haines claimed that the 25-year-old spent $3,500 each week on drugs. “She had to have a heroin and crack pipe near her or she freaked out,” he said. “She’d keep taking drugs until she passed out. At one party Amy wanted to prove she was used to cocaine. So she did a line that was 20 centimeters long to show she was a big user…For such a small girl she had an amazing drugs tolerance. It was scary what she could do.”
As Amy’s assistant, Alex also divulged other information that may or may not surprise you. “Cutting herself was her favorite pastime, “said Haines. “It was my job to look after her. But it was impossible. The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.”
Oh yeah…AND they had sexy time together WHILE Blake was locked up. “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time.” Whhhaaaa? Freaky deaky deaky.
At any rate, the past is the past and it seems to be haunting her…but damn, you gotta admit the shiny hair looks fab! And good to know that those bracelets she is sporting in the first photo are her entry into the rehab facility she is residing at. Let’s hope this visit helps Wino to get better once and for all!
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It is official. Katie Price and Peter Andre ARE caring parents! And, don’t you forget it!
The UK’s Barbie and Ken have won a libel case brought on by allegations that the couple were negligent parents to their children Junior and Princess Tiaami and to Price’s disabled son Harvey.
The News Of The World published the article in February that featured an an interview with a nanny who’d formerly worked for the couple. The newspaper’s solicitor, Joanna Workman, told the judge the paper accepted that the allegations were false and regretted that they had been published.
Yikes! Don’t mess with Barbie and Ken!
As for more kids for the bronzed couple? Don’t count on it anytime soon! Katie told a source, ‘I’m really busy with my horse, the move and my career and I just want to enjoy the kids we have at the moment.”
Enjoy that money too, girl!
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