Posts Tagged ‘Nick Lachey’

Celebrity VIP Lounge Birthday Bitches, Nick Lachey Turns 36

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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Singer Nick Lachey is 36.

Actor Charlie Robinson (“Night Court”) is 64.

Actor Robert David Hall (“CSI”) is 61.

Actor Lou Ferrigno (“The Incredible Hulk”) is 58.

Drummer Dee Plakas of L7 is 49.

Rapper Pepa of Salt-N-Pepa is 40.

Rapper Scarface of Geto Boys is 39.

Musician Susan Tedeschi is 39.

Actor Eric Dane (“Grey’s Anatomy”) is 37.

Singer Sisqo (Dru Hill) is 31.

Actress Nikki Blonsky (“Hairspray”) is 21.

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Nick Lachey, No Jessica Simpson Reunion

Monday, July 20th, 2009

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Well Newlyweds fans, don’t count on a Nick Lachey-Jessica Simpson reunion. Despite Nick being single from Vanessa Minnilo and Jess separating from Tony Romo, there will be no rekindled romance, according to Lachey anyhow.

He tells People, “I think it’s fun storytelling, but there’s very little truth to any of it. I certainly have heard about her break-up and I wish her the best, as I’ve always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say. I haven’t talked to her in probably two years. I wish her happiness. That’s where it pretty much ends.”

So there you have it! Besides, Papa Joe wouldn’t let THAT happen! Hell to the nah!

Jessica Simpson Has Support From Other Publicity Seekers.

Friday, January 30th, 2009

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As the tabloids, news media and other outlets have called out Jessica Simpson’s body as having a little bit of flabby flab flab on it and under her arms, other celebrities are throwing in their two cents about Jessica’s weight gain. Check out what some of the D-Listers have to say about the poundage Jess has put on.

Nick Lachey, Jessica’s Ex-husband:

“I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy – whatever size that comes in. I can’t believe it’s this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I’m never ceased to be amazed by people’s reactions to things.” Translation: Yeah so what she’s fat. If she wants to eat the donuts and the grits, let her. Oh yeah…remember me? The good guy Papa Joe wanted to beat down? Yeah, karma is a beotch. That’s what you get for treating me like a piece of dried up poo poo.

Paula Abdul:

“I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don’t realize that it’s damaging to one’s psyche. For women, it’s hard enough to be accepted for how you are.” Translation: That’s why I take medication that relaxes me so that none of these harsh words affect my well-being. What did I just say?

Rose McGowan:

“It’s sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn’t get roles. I think that’s sexism, and it drives me crazy!” Translation: Yeah Russell Crowe, I’m talking about you!

Jordana Brewster:

“I think she is beautiful. I think it’s really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn’t be judged so harshly.” Translation: You don’t know who I am, but now that I’ve given my two cents, look me up on Wikipedia. K, thanks.

Kim Kardashian blogs it up:

“I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high-waisted jeans! She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing! I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???” Translation: C’mon call me a fat whale…you know you want to.

Pete Wentz, Jess’s Brother-In-Law:

“I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it’s a bummer. It’s bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that’s a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man.”  Translation:  Papa Joe told Ashlee to tell me to say this.

Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Dukes:

“It sends a bad message to our young girls that in order to fit in, you have to be skinny and your outfits better make you look skinny, too.” Translation: Wear clothes flattering to your body and be confident doing so. Those high-waisters were fuglier than fug.

Heidi Klum:

“There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That’s what you get when you’re in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are.” Translation: Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m beautiful and skinny.  You pay for a personal trainer…get your butt on the treadmill, beotch.

So, what did Jessica have to say about this rumored weight gain?  I’m not quite sure as she really has said anything about it publicly…but I can tell you that a reader thought they spotted her at their local Applebee’s.  Hmmm…

This Sooo Looks Like Jessica Simpson.

Monday, January 26th, 2009

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But…I could be wrong? This roly poly (almost camel-toed) singer definitely could be some wanna-be Dolly Parton with much darker locks? Hmmm…I don’t know.

Jessica Simpson has been attached at the hip of her lover boy Tony Romo and rumors of an engagement and babies have been swirling ever since the two started dating. And, that’s totally expected. It’s definitely been a hot minute since we’ve seen the blonde once-popular-pop-star-turned-wanna-be-Dolly-Parton.

As word as spread that Jessica Simpson was out to perform a gig in Florida over the weekend, it is almost impossible to believe that this jolly soul in high-waisted jeans is the svelte star that once wore denim dukes that barely covered her booty cheeks.

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Sources are now telling me that yep…Jessica traded in the two-hour workouts, six days a week schedule for donuts, Kentucky Fried Chicken and grits. Wow. Alrighty, then. At least Miss Jess is comfortable with her man to let herself go as she appears to be doing. Gotta give Papa Joe props for pushing her to continue with her promotion of her unsuccessful album “Do You Know”. What I know is that girlfriend needs a new plan of action to get herself back on top. Papa Joe needs to reevaluate the situation at hand and start taking away those donuts!

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As If “The Hills” Weren’t Enough…

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

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When MTV officially said goodbye to TRL, I knew it was the end of music on MTV. But, now I know that the days of music on the “Music” Television Network are now REALLY over.

Due to ratings taking a major nosedive, MTV has announced its plans to roll out SIXTEEN (yes, as in “one” and a “six”) NEW reality shows. But, get this…in their statement, they say “16 new unscripted series over the next 4½ months.” Don’t expect quality reality, if you catch my drift. Variety reports that the series of shows will be turned out by P. Diddy, “South Park” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Donald Trump and even Nick Lachey.

“Our new shows will feature themes of affirmation and accomplishment,” says Brian Graden, MTV Networks music channels and Logo president. “Our shows are going to focus less on loud and silly hooks and more on young people proving themselves. These are themes that are consistent with the Obama generation.” This all sounds kind of wishy washy to me.

Perhaps MTV needs to just change their affiliation call letters…the network is becoming more and more unrecognizable with the absence of the “M”. What does the “M” mean anymore?

Magillacutty? Mangina? McFly? If that was the case, play me some “Back To The Future”. Or take me back to when music wasn’t dead!

What do you think of MTV’s new format?

A Man In Apron.

Thursday, September 11th, 2008
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Many say they love a man in uniform and while that may be true, I must admit…seeing Nick Lachey wearing this white apron kinda takes my breath away. Holy Hotness! Not to downplay the apron, but I’m pretty sure Nick could wear a clown suit and still be effing sexy…red squishy nose and all. But, this apron really takes the cake. Vanessa Manillo, you are one lucky beotch!

And while Nick’s ex Jessica Simpson has been making a damn fool of herself publicly (pretty much every damn day) ever since their brutal divorce, Nick has been dedicating his time (as of late) to the less fortunate.

On Tuesday, Nicky volunteered his time at the Food Bank For New York City’s Community Kitchen in Harlem. Thus, the apron. There will be sweet dreams for me tonight!

Can’t Have It All

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Even after the leaked party photos of Lindsay Lohan and her, Vanessa Minillo still manages to land herself gigs.
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Vanessa uses her charming personality to entertain at a pool party. (Raleigh Hotel in South Beach on March 12, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida)

Now, if she could just get boyfriend Nick Lachey to propose…

Sources say she is ready for that to happen.  “She was really upset when she didn’t get a ring on Valentine’s Day,” her friend reveals to a source.

Well, honey, I’m sorry to tell ya but I doubt that will be anytime soon. Nick’s NOT going to want to get hitched again…at least not until you get yourself a steady stream of income coming in.  Show me the MONEY!

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