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LiLo Needs A Number One With Extra Cheese…

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

and a bra.

Yesterday LiLo and her kid sister Ali stepped out in Hollywood for a bit of retail therapy. As the siblings hit up trendy Melrose Avenue, onlookers were shocked at what they feasted their eyes on…LiLo’s thin skin covering over her bones.

As LiLo showed off her protruding ribcage and her string bean arms, home girl looked as if she needed a few visits to Mickey D’s, rather than a hip pair of sunglasses.

Rumor has it that LiLo’s family is rallying around the star amid fears for her health and are even trying to persuade LiLo to check into rehab to help her cope with the heartbreak of her split with Samantha Ronson. Ummmm…not to be a negative Nancy here, but how many times has LiLo been to rehab? Yeeeah. Not saying it COULDN’T work this time around, but why not just hire a shrink or ship her off to St. Lucia with Wino? Seriously.

I’m not sure which is more disturbing the pencil-thin-string-bean figure or the hanging saggy side boob?

Tags: bones, fears, heartbreak, home girl, kid sister, lilo, mickey, onlookers, pencil, rehab, retail therapy, ribcage, saggy, Samantha Ronson, siblings, string bean, sunglasses, thin skin, thin string
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Are LiLo And SamRon Fighting Again?

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Well, duh…it’s what they do. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson arrived at Heathrow Airport looking rather chill and annoyed.With each other? Probably…but the point is they ARE together, right? Perhaps they were a tad hungry? Low blood sugar? Jet lagged? In need of a cigarette?

When the lesbian lovers stepped off a flight from Los Angeles, the two had what onlookers described as an ‘animated conversation’ as they passed through the airport. C’mon, peeps, you should be USED to this by now. Without animation, there IS no LiLo and SamRon. Sam and LiLo fight…they makeup and they fight again. It’s WHAT.they.DO.

After the pair hit up a local health mart with a few bags of snacks, it seemed LiLo and SamRon snapped out of their funk. See, all they needed was a little bit of food to nourish their stick thin bodies. See, the bitches were just hungry. YUM!

Image Source: Matrix Photos

Tags: animated conversation, Heathrow airport, Lindsay Lohan, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson, low blood sugar, onlookers, Samantha Ronson
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Take Off Your Shirt, Matt!

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Ahhhh. There’s nothing like a picture of Matthew McConaughey-hey relaxing on the beach looking like a freakin’ weirdo and WITH a shirt on. What the heck is happening to this man? Isn’t he supposed to have his shirt off? Hmmph.

Yesterday Matthew was spotted on the beach of Malibu engaging in some pretty damn serious yoga moves, which caused some onlookers to burst into laughter. “It was the funniest thing because he looks so serious while he’s doing the yoga. He’s every bit as funny as some of his films. He just doesn’t know it.”

His pooch BJ sure looked quite entertained as well. Or maybe he put on a cheesy smile for the bitches he saw in the distance. At any rate, the next time I see Matt he better have his damn shirt off or I’m boycotting this beotch from my site. Period.