Women Oscar fashion last night was lame.
Cast of Modern Family beach it up!
Now while I can appreciate the fact that Miley Cyrus is growing up, but she still IS only sixteen years old and her upper half, aka her bosom, is should not have been the focus of her ensemble at last night’s Oscar festivities. Unfortunately, they were. Home girl had those teeny bopper hoo hahs pushed up to her freakin’ neck. Thus, Miley Cyrus and her Oscar dress were horrid and I believe it looked horrid due to her pushed up tatas and her poor posture. It was obvious she felt a tad uncomfortable in her gown.
What the freakin’ deuce?! Slumdog Millionaire’s little homegirl Rubina Ali’s papa was arrested LAST NIGHT over claims that he has tried to sell his little girl! Talk about trying to bank on his daughter’s success…the non-Papa-Lohan way!
Cops spent several hours questioning Rafiq Qureshi and video recordings of the meeting when the deal was brokered will soon be released. And apparently Rubina’s mother knew just TWO weeks ago that her daughter was for sale and was offered as a trade to a rich Dubai sheik! WTF??!!!
Kubina’s mother says, “My elder daughter had informed me…I did not believe he would actually go through with it.”
Police official Prakash Salunke, said, “Khursida was very upset by the media reports and she came to lodge a complaint. We are registering her grievance and then we’ll investigate and decide what further steps should be taken in the matter. When we questioned Rubina she said she does not want to go anywhere and wants to live with her father. Similarly, Rafiq Qureshi also said he has no intentions of selling her.”
So, is someone making shiznit up then?
Christian Colson, the producer of Slumdog Millionaire, said, “Our friends and colleagues in Mumbai are trying to speak with Mr. Qureshi to get to the bottom of what happened.”
However, it has been said that ever since “Slumdog” swept the Oscars, the sheikh has been phoning Rafiq asking to purchase Rubina since his wife could not have children of their own. So, why not adopt a child???
However, Rubina’s papa said he denied the offer from the sheik, “I politely said Rubina is happy with me and wanted to leave. After this they made an offer of money in English which I did not understand. Then they requested me to leave her there overnight and take her in the morning. I refused and took Rubina away with me.”
Damn, I feel so bad for this little girl. Bunch of freaks out there!
Even though he is somewhat of a douche-bag it is empowering to know that Jennifer Aniston has found happiness again with the new love of her life, John Mayer. I surely do not believe that she is truly happy, especially after seeing this In Touch cover. I mean, for gawd’s sake, all that smiling on stage during her Oscar presentation wasn’t for John or Angelina…it was for Brad? Oh Em Gee, seriously?
So what I can infer from this cover and story is that Jennifer still pines for Brad and wants Brad to know that secretly she still wants to mother his children and punch “uncool” Angelina in the hoo hah.
Peep the couple’s happiness below as Oprah’s BFF, Gayle King, interviews the happy couple. Can you feel the happy vibes of love?
Halle Berry and her man super hottie Gabriel Aubry were in attendance at the Oscars looking fabulous and very much in tune to each other. I have to ask…did you happen to see that little bump Halle was sporting? Hmmmm? Perhaps a little unprotected genetalia bumping has taken place.
The fact that Halle and Gabriel were pictured coming outside of a fertility clinic a few weeks back makes ya kind of wonder. So, does that mean the two are trying again for another little doot doot?
I mean, little baby Nadya IS almost one year old, so I suppose it is about time for another little spermination to happen. Don’t you think?
What do you think? Is Halle pregnant? And while we are on the subject of spermination, I suppose it is about time for Xtina to get knocked up again too. Time to put on your bump watch goggles, bitches!
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After being nominated five times, Kate Winsletfinally won her Oscar. But, is Kate a little bit obsessed with her golden statue? Since Kate won the Oscar for Best Lead Actress, her and her little gold man have been inseparable. From awards parties to Oprah, that little man has already racked up some frequent flier miles.
Kate told Oprah, “I keep looking at him and going, “Oooh wow”. Looking at every little piece – very nice little bottom. It really is an outer body experience – you just think, “This can’t be happening” she said of hearing her name called out as the winner. I felt for sure this was going to be Meryl Streep’s. I honestly did not think for one second that it was going to be me.”
You know, I am very happy that Kate’s happy that she finally won an Oscar and I see no problem with her toting around her award for a couple weeks. If she is pushing Oscar around in a stroller and buckling it up in a car seat a few months from now, I might be a tad concerned.
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A mother’s work is never done! Just a day after her glammed-up appearance at the Oscars, Jessica Alba took her baby Honor Marie out for some mommy-daughter time at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills.
Jessica is currently shooting An Invisible Sign of My Own after a short break. Eight month old Honor be lovin’ the park!
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Showing up fashionably late, it almost made me wonder whether or not Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were going to attend the Oscars last night. In fact, I thought maybe Jennifer had her shaky “uncool” boots on, but nope…Jennifer proved me wrong and showed up with John Mayer on her arm. Take that, Brangelina! Jen’s not scurred!
No, Jen and Angelina did not come face to face on the red carpet, however, Jen and John were seated about twelve seats down from Brad and Angelina, making for a presumably uncomfortable situation.
However, the Brad, Ange and Jen all proved how great actors they really are by smiling, nodding and chuckling when appropriate.
In reality, we all know that Jennifer wanted to punch Angelina in the lips.
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