According to a poll conducted by Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine, Big Willy Style Smith is OFFICIALLY America’s favorite star. Ughhhhh….excuse me while I throw up. It’s not that I don’t like Big Will…it’s just that I am sick of him winning every damn award out there. What’s next? The non-bathroom-stinker-upper award?

Anystyle, here are the money-bag hags who rounded out the top ten:

1. Will Smith

2. Tom Hanks

3. Reese Witherspoon

4. George Clooney

5. Meryl Streep

6. Brad Pitt

7. Julia Roberts

8. Johnny Depp

9. Jennifer Aniston

10. Patrick Dempsey

What the deuce? It seems Angelina got snubbed out of the top ten! Apparently ET and Parade are and have been Team Aniston.

On a happier note, it sure looks like I am not the only one who thinks Tom Cruise should join a county fair placenta stew cook off. Tommy got shafted!