Choosing Perez Hilton to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol would be just a big fat bad idea. But apparently Simon Cowell doesn’t think it would be a bad idea. Read what he says about that and Paula, his rumored fights with Ellen and more after the jump.
Oooo weee, the saga of Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin continues and this time Perez Hilton is involved. Imagine that! Wherever Pretzel can get his nacho cheese or marinara sauce, he’ll get it get it. Read more about the big fat Hailey Glassman Twitter slamming Perez.
Well, in case you haven’t heard there was a huge Perez Hilton Will.I.Am slash Black Eyed Peas fallout last night at the Much Music awards, which apparently left Perez Hilton a sad douchy panda and allegedly assaulted.
In a 11 29447557373 minute account of what supposedly went down, Perez Hilton took to his…yep…his blog to fill us all in on the alleged argument and attack by the manager of the Black Eyed Pea.
There was a verbal altercation, which led to an eventual punching of a face of doucheness. Now, granted one can spew a bunch of words to get someone worked up, but is a good punch in the face really the right thing to do?
At any rate, Pretzel is pissed and rants,
“I’ve been doing this for five years now and nothing like this has ever happened to me.” “Will.i.am made a video and he lied. Will.i.am is a coward and a disgusting human being for lying.”
“I have 10 million plus people that visit my website every day. I don’t need press, I don’t need publicity. I don’t need or want this. I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t deserve this. I like writing about other people’s drama, I don’t want drama in my own life…”
According to Perez, Will.i.am said, “I need you to never write about my band on your website again…”
“He’s like ‘you need to respect me…’”
“‘You know what, no… I don’t respect you.’
“That’s when I made the split second decision that I was going to say the worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear. I was standing my ground without being violent or physical which I would never do. I told him, ‘you know what, I don’t need to respect you, and you’re a fag. You’re gay and stop being such a faggot. I knew it was going to set him off but I didn’t want to get into a fight with this person. We leave the club. As soon as we leave, there’s Will.i.am again outside the club. He followed us outside. Then his manager, Polo.. from behind comes up to me, clocks me in the eye right here and punches me two or three times…I am in shock… I touch my eye and it was bleeding. I think my eye might be falling out of my head…Nothing like this has ever happened before. It is unacceptable and talk about unprofessional…”
So, thoughts on this drama? Well now, Pretzel knows what the “boom boom boom” is now! Boom, boom, POW!
Don’t mess with the pretzel! He’ll ban you from his site, y’all! Apparently Mark Ronson is Perez Hilton’s latest enemy as the two apparently had a falling out on Twitter.com. So, so sad. Twitter is supposed to be a fluttery happy place where birds fly and tweet in the clouds of social love.
Apparently, Ronson took offense at a comment that Perez Hilton made on his Twitter account, which started a war of words and an eventual blacklisting from his website. Oohhhhh snap!
Here’s how it all went down…Perez took a big fat jab at one of the tracks on Daniel Merriweather’s album, which was in fact, produced by Mark Ronson.
According to a source, Hilton says that his comments were not intended to be rude, but Ronson insisted his comments were not malicious and were simply in the best interest of Merriweather. Ronson then defended rapper Wale and hit back at Hilton.
He writes, “Pardon me but you have made a career out of picking on teenagers, lesbians, etc. congrats, you can now add rappers to that list.”
But ohhhh did that put Hilton’s panties in a bunch.
Hilton writes, “Correct. And that’s also given me a platform to talk about a lot of amazing musicians and expose them to millions of people. It’s cool, boo. I unfollowed you. And I’ll make sure to never mention Dan Merriweather again on my site. Because… Not only am I fat, ugly, unfunny, stupid and a c**t, but I’m also petty. I will try and keep abreast out of who your other artists are too, so I never mention them as well!”
Ohhhh snap!
Katy Perry is more than just bubblegum pop, she enjoys wearing full tranny makeup and crazy outlandish outfits. In an interview with Complex magazine, Katy talks her image, her body and boys. Check out some of the highlights from the interview below.
In some shocking (or not) Jon and Kate Plus Eight news, not only is there trouble in Jon and Kate’s marriage, but you know those fabulous books that Kate is going around promoting? Well, news just in…home girl is rumored to NOT be writing them on her own. According to big mouths Kevin and aunt Jodi Kreider, the first book was COMPLETELY written by Kate’s estranged friend Beth Carson.
Now c’mon I KNOW celebrities commonly use ghost writers, i.e. Perez Hilton, sad to say it, but supposedly Jon and Kate contributed basically NOTHING to their book “Multiple Blessings: Surviving To Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets”, which was released in Oct. 2008.
Jodi says, “Kate’s friend wrote the book, Jon and Kate lived the book.”
Kevin throws in his two cents, “If you’re talking author-wise — all Beth. Kate would go away with Beth for a weekend — and Kate would write it while Beth would sleep … book-writing weekends — Kate would do her own agenda and Beth would wrote the book.”
But, does this really surprise you?
WAS is the key word there in the title, bitches.
Oh my lovely Lily Allen. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve updated you all with her life adventures, but she’s on tour right now and has been forced to be on her best behavior, especially while in North America. So, she’s been kind of blah. No feuds with attention-seeker Perez Hilton or drunken stupors to report. However, I do have some words of wisdom from the songstress…a reflection of sorts.
Obviously, Lily has had some to think about her wild and crazy past and feared that she screwed up her future career tremendously after the release of her 2006 debut album.
Lily says, “I took a bit of a beating the first time around. I became more famous for being a train wreck than a singer. I didn’t think I was capable of writing songs and making music.”
It is truly amazing what one can do with a clear mind!
Vivica A. Fox may be classified as a cougar these days, but home girl is gorgeously cougarlicious. Mmmhmmm. But, just like Perez Hilton, Vivica A. Fox has her eyes and her claws focused on pretty boy Zac Efron.
What is with greasy musical boy Zac Efron? I just don’t see it. But…whatevs. It seems to not surprise me though that Vivica would be a cougar…liking those younger men. Vivica is even the host of the new reality show “The Cougar”, so how fitting.
Fox, who was last romantically linked to rapper 50 Cent, tells PopEater.com, “Heads used to turn when you’d see an older woman with a younger guy. Guys have been doing it for years, and heads don’t turn. Well, now it’s our turn. Zac Efron is just so gorgeous to me. He’s a hot piece. I want just to look at those beautiful blue eyes… They’re are just… ‘Wow!’ Muy caliente (very hot).”
Oooooooo! Watch out Ms. Hudgens!!
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