Pamela Anderson and her fakeness spent some time in Chi-town promoting her new, fresh perfume. The name? Malibu. Yes, as in the city. I can only imagine the perfume to smell beachy and fresh, but it does have Anderson’s name attached to it. Hmmm.
Posts Tagged ‘perfume’
Stinky Vadge in a Bottle?
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010It’s rotten tears and heartbreak in a bottle!
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
Yes indeed, my friends. You can now smell like rotten tears, heartbreak and haagen daas ice cream all in one. Yeppers, Jennifer Aniston is launching her very own perfume. Saweeeet!
Paris Hilton To Launch Ninth Perfume This Summer
Monday, April 27th, 2009
On Friday night, Paris and Doogie were spotted at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center’s ‘An Evening With Women’ to show their support for the gay and lesbian population. And boy does he look thrilled. Errrr…not so much. I’m surprised he didn’t hold onto her Paris‘ legs kicking and screaming, throwing a big fat tantrum on the floor. Nah, Dougie knows better than that shiznit, especially with those dollar signs in his eyes.
While Doug seems to go along for the ride quite handsomely, will he be present when Paris launches her NINTH perfume? Because bitches, her ninth stink is coming! This summer, be prepared for “Siren”. And for all of you who didn’t know, Paris Hilton’s stenches rake in $200 million in worldwide annual sales, according to a rep for the brand! Wowsers. So, be prepared for at least five more years of Paris reek-age with perfume retailer Parlux. HOLLA! Paris the perfume professional. Gotta love it.
Click after the jump for more pics of Paris and Doogie at the Gay & Lesbian event on Friday.
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Jessica Simpson Gets Fancy In Chi-Town.
Monday, December 8th, 2008
Papa Joe must be thinking that some more of Jessica’s stink would do well in a market already sick of Jessica Simpson. But, he could be right. It is the holiday season and peeps are looking for gifts for that special someone. However, I’m not so sure “Fancy” is what I would have called this concoction. The Simpson clan should have hired me for their scent name inventor. I can think of a few very clever names that would best suit Jessica Simpson’s style: Washed-Up Hoo Hah, Twangy Tuna, Totally Daisy or Desperation. What do ya think?
Anywho, Jessica spent her time in Chicago promoting her new scent and is just waiting ever so patiently for her tour with Rascal Flatts that starts in January.
“I can’t wait to be a part of their show and let everyone know that I do actually sing and I’m not just in tabloids,” Jessica told a source.
We can’t wait either. Uh, yeah.
Click after the jump for more pics of Jessica at her perfume launch in Chi-town.
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Kerry Katona Hits The Bottle.
Monday, November 3rd, 2008
The I-don’t-have-a-drinking-problem Kerry Katona arrived in Manchester yesterday with a bottle in hand…a bottle of perfume. Apparently Miss Katona thinks you and I want to smell like a puke-stained hangover. No thank you.
The bottle consists of a hint of turkey twizzlers, tomato soup burps, rubbing alcohol, and a pinch of puke crumbs. Or at least that is what I presume Kerry Katona’s new scent “Outrageous” would smell like.
Kerry’s gig at the Arndale Centre was her first public appearance since her slur-fest on the This Morning show.
Hey, she appears to be sober!
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Katie Price Launches New Perfume And Revamps Image?
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
Katie Price wants to be taken more seriously and so with the launch of her new perfume “Besotted”, she glams up, cakes on the makeup, and attempts to be less sexy? Well quite frankly its nice NOT to see her ta-tas as the center of attention, however she did still manage to leave little to the imagination. I guess it’s a start?
Anystink, I wonder what “Besotted” smells like….Stinky farts and bare feet?
Christina Aguilera Is Right On Target.
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
She may be looking more and more like Bozo the Clown these days or could even pass for Donatella Versace’s younger sister, but Christina Aguilera still has “it”.
This week Christina has been busy promoting her new perfume called “Inspire”. Not quite sure what she means by “inspire”…gawd knows I am not inspired by her fashion sense. Yikes!
Enough ripping on Christina…for all you fans of her voice, Christina will be releasing an exclusive album through Tar-jay. “Keeps Gettin’ Better—A Decade of Hits” will feature a pair of new songs, “Dynamite” and the title track, plus re-recorded versions of her prior hits “Genie in a Bottle” and “Beautiful.”
The album is set to release November 11th. What a nice Christmas gift this album would make!
Mariah’s New Stink.
Friday, July 25th, 2008
People need to quit talking about Mariah’s supposed rocky marriage and her VMA nomination. Girlfriend has a perfume to sell, dammit! The ad above is the new visual for Mimi’s new perfume called “Luscious Pink”.
According to a source, Like M by Mariah Carey, “Luscious Pink” was developed by perfumers Carlos Benaim and Loc Dong, who noted that the new scent is “a floral melody that is as enveloping as Mariah’s voice”. The fragrance notes include bergamot, Ocean Breeze accord, sparkling Bellini accord, Tahitian Tiare, lily of the valley, pink peony, bright blond woods, creamy sandalwood and white musk.
I have no clue what most of those items smell like, but pink peonies are yum-licious. This COULD be good! Anyone have an extra scratch-n-sniff card?
Luscious Pink will be available in department stores in early August.
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