Well, I’m not quite sure if Catherine Zeta-Jones got the memo I sent yesterday regarding a little ditty by Aerosmith called “Dream On”. (One of my faves on Guitar Hero, I must add) Yeah, that’s what I say to Catherine’s new goal of trying to walk in heels taller than one inch. “Dream on, beotch!” This photo has caused me quite a cause for concern…not only for her welfare, but her geriatric husband’s.
Girlfriend needs to realize she is NOT fierce like Poshy Beckham. Plus, you need to consider that your saggy salty balled senior citizen hubby obviously is bothered by arthritic limbs requiring him to hold your booty up on heels that are too damn big for you. That is dangerous. And, that concerns me. I guarantee you that when CZJ and Mikey got home that night, there was a serious Ben-Gay rub down that only a Ben-Gay investor could appreciate.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Walk in heels you can manage. You can try but to no avail you will need to come to grips that just because Poshy can, doesn’t mean you can. The end.
Remember those insecurities Posh said she had about being scantily clad? Posh has previously turned down offers of lingerie photo shoots after moaning she looks “really awful naked”. Well, apparently girl has gotten over herself as she follows in the footsteps of her hubby by stripping down to her skivvies for Giorgio Armani’s Spring/Summer campaign. Now, I’m not quite sure this ad will melt as many hearts as David’s did…but on a positive note…
It’s good to see that the camera added at least 20 pounds to her bod.
Becks may be on his way to AC Milan next year, but you can be sure that Posh will be keeping tabs on her hottie of a hubby.
See above gorgeous journalist? Yeah, her name is Ilaria D’Amico and she wants an exclusive interview with David to discuss his arrival in Milan and his plans for the new year. But, you can bet that shiznit is NOT gonna happen. GET THIS. Rumor has it that because of Ilari’s good looks Victoria Beck’s camp has rejected a one-on-one chat fest. Hmmm, I wonder whose idea that was? HA! I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count. Ummm.yeah.
However, last night, a spokesperson for Becks begged to differ, “Ilaria D’Amico will still be doing an interview with David. Originally Sky wanted to do an exclusive interview but we felt the press conference should be open to everyone and wouldn’t want to restrict it to one broadcaster. He will do a separate interview with Sky afterwards. It’s rubbish to suggest we would veto a presenter because of her looks.”
Well whatever the case may be, you can bet Vicky B. will be present with bells on and a whip to keep Davey in line. BAM!
Victoria Beckham launched her new dVb jeans collection at Ekseption in Madrid on October 16. She looks thrilled per usual. So, we’re guessing she’s happy?
Poshy must have had a fresh bird poop facial, ‘cuz her face sure looks radiant AND poop-licious!
What do you think?
Click after the jump for more pics of Posh at her denim debut. (more…)
If anyone can upstage Posh Beckham and her pixie cut, it’s Mel B, bitches! In fact, Mel B not only upstaged Posh, but she got to be ON a stage…the NYC fashion week catwalk to be exact. MEOW! Sorry Posh, not everyone wants to hear when you wipe your ass and how long you spend on the toilet.
Mel B. added her own spice to fashion week by strutting herself down that runway covered in sexy Ultimo underwear.
Mel B, the current face and body of Ultimo, said: ‘The show was fantastic. I was so nervous, but as soon as I stepped out on to the catwalk the nerves went out the window.
‘All the girls looked great in the lingerie and did Ultimo and Michelle proud – it was a great day.’
When Posh wipes her ass, it makes news…so it should come as no surprise that her new pixie cut would be the talk of Tinseltown. Victoria Beckham says goodbye to one of her hairstyles that took over the world by storm (The Posh) and women requesting the “Posh” from salon chairs across the world. Will Posh’s pixie have the same affect? Good gawd, I’m not so sure. I know I’d look like a freak with a pixie!
Posh caught up with J-Lo at the Marc Jacob’s runway show for Fashion Week in NYC.
How do you feel about Posh’s pixie? I can’t quite tell if Posh likes it. That beotch never smiles. She must have had some built-up fart juice she was scared of releasing.
Apparently a few people showed up for Paris’s perfume launch in London, including her mama, her papa, and her man, however, a lot MORE showed up to see Posh launch her new denim range at Harrods. In fact, everyone and their DOGS went to see Posh.
Awww, poor Paris. Maybe if she would have told people she was wearing that hideous hat, maybe more people would have came out to see her?
Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala presented “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy”. And, let me tell you, it WAS a who’s who event in NYC. From Naomi Watts to Tom Cruise to Jennifer Lopez and Scarlett Johansson, the celebs were out in full force!
As you can see hot stud David Beckham made it out to the event looking as yummy as ever…however, it kind of looks like Posh may have been abducted by aliens and returned back to earth in the form of an aged mannequin. For once, girlfriend looks HORRIBLE!
