There are not even any crumbs…no morsels of Cheetos dust in the home of Brit Brit “Cheetostar” Spears. And it breaks my heart. It seems that Britney is crying out for help for just that ounce of Cheeto dust to roll around in, to soak her fingers in for that permanent coating of dust. Further proof has been posted online today in the form of a voicemail said to be one Britney left.

A source close to the conservatorship says that really is Brit’s voice, “It’s the real deal. This is what convinced Jamie to go back to court to have the restraining orders reinstated against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib.”

On the tape, Brit Brit says she wants Cheetos and she wants them badly. If only she could have an unlimited supply shipped to her home every month? Is that possible? Not if you’re under the control of Papa Jamie!

“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of the eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, that you know, he’ll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything, that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye.”

Bye! Now send on over the Cheetos truck, bitches!