After a series of devastating breakups, Jennifer Aniston feels like talking. Flap that trap girl! Jen’s recent revelation includes telling the public that an ex-boyfriend (we’re guessing Constipation Face John Mayer) tried to win her back by slapping a ring on her finger! Talk about drastic measures!

Jen says, “I broke up with a guy and he tried to get back together with me by bringing his mother to a restaurant I worked at and getting down on one knee in the middle of the restaurant. The whole restaurant started applauding and I was like, ‘Get up!’ It was horrible!”

Ohhh, the horror! She had better have kept that ring or at least wrapped it up for Courtney Cox as a birthday gift or something. HA! You KNOW Jen loved the attention, which is why we find it hard to believe that home girl would even consider quitting her acting career.

Jen told USA Today, “What I would do if I wasn’t acting? I don’t know. Maybe become a chef. And I’d travel. I’d go back to the years that I never did what I’d wish I’d done, which was travel Europe and backpack. That sounds slightly romantic.”

Well, Jen, we hope you don’t give up on relationships or acting just yet…we smell an Oscar in her near future. Errrr…