In other dating/romance/publicity ho bag news, John Mayer INSISTS he is single. (Well, “single” is a very general term, Mr. Mayer.) Of course he’s single…he’s not married for gawd’s sake.
After being romantically linked to Scheana Marie Jancan, whom he met at a Beverly Hills lounge, John still insists he is “on the market”.
He says, “If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend,’ so that’s the proof. I can say I’m not with anybody. That’s a death wish if you are with a woman, if you go home and you’ve said that you’re not with anybody, you’ll take a lashing for the next three weeks.”
Well, please keep us posted, John.
But somehow I feel this is one never-ending blog title until, of course, he gets married on the first ever “live marriage” broadcast on TMZ.
So much for good wholesome images! Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers is the latest young pup to cause a little fury with a controversial photo mocking the Asian community. Well, Joe can join Miley Cyrus in the publicity spin and image revamp.
Miley attempted a big fat apology, however many were not convinced.
Miley’s apology went as follows, “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!”
What will Joe Jonas say about this matter? Probably not a whole lot considering he is not quite a big apologizer. Just ask Taylor Swift.
The Bachelor’s Jason Mesnick and his girlfriend Molly Malaney are still together, however, their fifteen minutes of fame are almost up…that is, until they either…
A) Break Up
B) Get Engaged
C) Get Engaged and Then Later Get Married on national television and then decide NOT to get married, but stay together
D) Get Engaged and Then Break up
E) Jason knocks up Molly, they have a girl and call her Melissa
F) Get Engaged, Then Married, Then Divorced
G) Move In Together, get A dog and name it Chris Harrison
H) Elope in Vegas in a drunken stupor and then Jason realizes he really loves Melissa
Ummm…errrr…
Ok, so they still have some time. I see about FOUR minutes left on their 15 minute fame meter.
At any rate, here are some pics of the two hamming it up for the camera and whoring themselves out for some more publicity.
What do you think? Should these two just go hide away in their love shack now that the show has been over for weeks or are you loving that they are in love with love or is this really real?
Click after the jump for more pics of the two scandalous lovers, Jason and Molly. (more…)
Amidst rumors of a troubled marriage, Katie Price hops on a flight to Los Angeles to be with her husband Peter Andre. Yawn.
We’ve seen this all too well before, peeps. Rumors of a divorce start swirling…the couple reunites for a take-that-media-we-still-love-each-other photo op…then comes the calm…and then comes the big D storm.
And, I don’t mean Dallas.
We do wish Katie and Peter well, but we do know a good publicity stunt when we see it! How long until the couple canoodles and hold hands for the paps?
So what does Katy do to try to make light of the situation?
The above pic says it all. What’s next, a fork? A spatula? A cigarette? A fur coat?
I’m thinking Miss Girl Kisser should have chose a larger spoon…or even a shovel to pose with to help dig herself out of the hole she keeps digging deeper for herself.
Katy needs to either step forward to genuinely apologize for those that may have been offended by the knife photo….or step aside for the one of the thousands of talentless clones standing in line behind her.
I’m pretty sure there are an infinite number of individuals who would love the opportunity to kick celeb-scrawn Michael Lohan’s butt WITHOUT getting sent to the slammer. However, there is only one LUCKY individual who gets a chance to knock Papa Lohan to the ground.
Bob Venero, the president of Future Tech Enterprise, forked up $30,000 to fight the publicity hound in an upcoming charity boxing match. Bob, you totally got this!
No, Papa Lohan will NOT be pocketing this cash, as much as he may like to. Instead, proceeds will go to charities including the Long Island Community Chest, which provides financial support to needy families.
Anyone know where I can buy tickets to this November 24th event? Damn, I’d pay to see Michael Lohan scurrying around the boxing ring with his tail between his legs.
Their publicists were busy getting their speaking lines ready and seemed to have prepped their clients well! Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, rumored frenemies, cheesed it up for the cameras last night at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards.
When approached on the “blue” carpet by reporters, Selena Gomez denied a feud with Miley saying,
“It’s kind of weird that happened ages ago. The fact that it’s still getting attention, its kind of weird, there’s no feud so for us. We just kind of laugh about it ’cause there’s nothing there.”
AND about that rumored romance with Nick Jonas?
“I’m dating, having fun and having crushes. I’m not dating any of the Jonas Brothers.”
Translation: I AM dating one of the Jonas Brothers.