Exposing your ribs and bones is not cute. Eat a burger, fries or a can of lard.
Kthanks
xoxo
Danity Donnaly
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The Lady known as Gaga looked very sad as she walked out of Bungalow 8 last night. Don’t tell me she is one of those emotional drunks who over-analyzes every little bit of piece of life and gets paranoid at every little glance shot her way. Dang, that would not be cool. Perhaps the black rubber bra that squeezes in her ta-tas and the tight-assed pencil skirt that is wrapped around her bottom half is making it hard for Gaga to breathe properly?
Or, it could just have been a long night. Gaga was out in support of the Pussycat Dolls last night as the opening act at O2 Arena before heading on over to The Roundhouse in Camden to watch Grace Jones. Thennnnnnn, Gaga hosted a night at the Maya Club performing her hit single “Just Dance”, ahead of her meet-up with hit producer Mark Ronson at 1:30am.
Talk about a fully packed schedule! Let’s hope she brought some Advil along for the ride.
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What in sunken-in-high-cheekbone-Madge-face just happened to Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta? OMG, seriously. This photo makes me shiver for fear. Now before I go any further, let me confirm to you the identity of this alien lookalike. This is not a martian. Your computer screen is not going into convulsions. This is in fact the once gorgeous Jessica Sutta.
Now, I don’t know about you but this face totally reminds me of when I was younger when I used to suck on a lollipop so hard my cheeks would lock my jaw as I tried to count the number of licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. And, then I’d accidentally bite my cheek as I tried to enjoy the flavor. Ughh, it hurt. It really did, so I can only imagine that this is painful holding this facial pose.
Jessica, you high class hoochie, you ARE a mess! Please girl, I will give you the benefit of the doubt here. This has to be just a bad photo. And if it’s not, please please please…do not…I repeat…do NOT attempt a Madge face ever again. It’s just not cute. K thanks.
Brit Brit’s tour kicks off March 3rd in her home state of Louisiana, so one thing is for damn sure…girlfriend better be ready this time. There is a lot riding on this comeback tour and if she goes out performing some half-ass ripple chip moves, there will be some ticked off Cheeto fans. Plain.and.simple.
However, from the looks of it, Papa Jamie has been cracking the whip on the Britster to not only get that fit bod back, but to also work on those dance moves she is known for. I must admit, girlfriend looks H-O-T!!!
It will be Britney’s first arena tour in FIVE freakin’ years, with her opening act being the Pussycat Dolls, so it is very important to work hard to bring on the hardcore sexy moves. Ya don’t wanna be upstaged by your opening act, beotch!!!
In other Brit Brit news, it seems the Britster and K-Fed have been spending a little extra time together…for the kids. Papa Jamie invited K-Fed over for a family BBQ in celebration of Britney’s new home. Ummm ya think Over-Fed would turn down FREE food? Ummm not. Good to see though, that both Over-Fed and Brit are keeping things Cheeto-rific on the home front. Keep it peaceful for the kiddies…that’s the only way to be!
Trannylicious Lady Gaga may be number one now musically, but her style is trashtastic. I’m not quite sure what it is she’s trying to prove, but if she’s looking to be a hot mess tranny hooker, she is accomplishing that goal well. HOLLA!
It’s double the trash and double the fun if you are out to see the Pussycat Dolls on tour…Lady Gaga is currently on tour with the PCD dollies…not together, but an opening act, rather. And, what you may not know is that Lady Gaga was considered for a roll as a Pussycat Doll, however, Lady Gaga gave a big no to that offer.
“I was writing tracks for them at the time but I had my vibe and my own style. Their style is not mine fashion-wise…it wasn’t right for me.”
And being compared to Madonna is complimentary to the leotard-wearing songstress, if you’re talking longevity. “I don’t wanna be one song. I wanna be the next 25 years of pop music. But it’s really hard to measure that kind of ambition. That kind of blonde ambition is looked at with a raised brow, because most artists don’t have longevity today, especially in fun music that’s about underwear and pornography and money.”
Time will tell, my dear.
As we draw near to the end of 2008, I’ve had a bit of time to reflect on the year past and daydream about what 2009 will bring. In late 2008, this website was born and going into 2009 we will celebrate our year in cyberspace. Not only has the year been full of drama-filled celebrity adventures, but most importantly my passion of music has grown.
I have compiled the top ten albums, in my opinion of course, from 2008 and present them now to you. You may or may not agree with me…but hey, whatevs. Suck it up, babes.
10. Gavin DeGraw, Gavin Degraw: He writes his own songs…plays piano and guitar. And, he’s cute. BONUS! I am very selective to the albums I spend my ching on and this one is worth every penny. “In Love With A Girl” STILL rocks my playlist.
9. Natasha Bedingfield, Pocket Full of Sunshine: Natasha is not recognized enough. This girl can sing. Her voice is powerful and her lyrics happy. And I like “happy”. “Pocket Full of Sunshine” makes me think of sunshine and rainbows EVERY time I hear it.
8. Leona Lewis, Spirit: This girl was born with a talent; there’s no doubt about that. A Simon Cowell prodigy, Leona’s range is enormous. Girl also dominated the charts with “Bleeding Love” and “Better In Time”. As long as Leona can keep pumping out the ballads, her longevity will prevail.
7. Chris Brown, Exclusive: Chris Brown is this year’s golden boy, besides Michael Phelps. Chris seemed to really step up his game by not only capturing Rihanna’s heart, but musically dominating the charts with singles and collaborations. Chris Brown IS a true talent. “Kiss Kiss” pretty much rocked my world this year. Thanks, Chris.
6. Pussycat Dolls, Doll Domination: Bitches can hate all they want. Just because they dress like ho-bags doesn’t mean they are ho-bags. Ok, maybe they are. And so what. These girls can dance AND sing. With their flirty and upbeat numbers, PCD has proved they aren’t just a “fad”. I’m glad Nicole wised up and realized she ain’t shiz without the other four girls.
5. Adele, 19: Basically an unknown until the Grammy nominations came out, Adele has captured the hearts of many. Compared to the musical likes of Amy Winehouse and Joss Stone, Adele can sing me to sleep any night. In fact, before I go to bed, this album is on repeat. Quite frankly, I cannot sleep without her. Period. If you haven’t checked out “19″, you’re missing out on HIGH quality, pure soulful music. The End.
4. T.I., Paper Trail: Lil Wayne is overrated. Plain and simple. T.I. is the one with the real talent and you must admit it was his year. “Whatever You Like” is simple, yet catchy and I cannot get this song outta my head. That’s how you KNOW it’s good. This whole album is straight to the point…and really relates to life. If I had enough money to buy EVERYONE this album I would.
3. Taylor Swift, Fearless: Oh my dear, Taylor Swift. Now you may just be thinking this is a pity placing due to Miss Taylor getting shafted by the Grammy committee. Well peeps, you are wrong. Taylor Swift should have gotten 20349494 nominations, but let me tell you…listen to this album and in your heart you can pretend she did get 20349494 Grammy wins…because she deserves them. I’m usually not a country fan, but lyrically and musically Taylor has captured my heart. Make sure you have a Kleenex box handy upon listening.
2. Mariah Carey, E=MC2: Mariah, my beotch. Nope, she’s not number one and I almost feel guilty for punishing my girl like this. Let’s face it. This album was in my CD player in my car, in my house, in my bathroom and in my computer 24/7 ever since the album debuted in April. Mariah writes ALL her own lyrics and her voice is like no other. This album is fun, yet MC still shows her sensitive side with those ballads that made her who she is today.
So, here we are. Down to number one. So, who could possibly beat out MY GIRL MC?
But first….who were the worst of 2008? It was a big fat tie between Jessica Simpson’s Do You Know and Ashlee Simpson’s Bittersweet World. Good job Papa Joe!
Click after the jump to see who graces the number one spot!
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Looking forward to the New Year? I am sure many of you are ready to put 2008 behind you and ring in the New Year fresh and oh so clean.
One of the greatest places on Earth to be when the New Year arrives is Times Square in NYC and this year will prove no different, especially if you are a pubescent teenager who heart throbs over the Jo Bros.
It is official. The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift and Lionel Richie have all been announced to ring in the New Year at Times Square in New York City.
Not only will the acts will present, but they will also perform at ‘Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve’ party, hosted by the legendary TV host Clark and co-hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
In addition to the New York performances, there will be live feeds from a West Coast party featuring Fall Out Boy, Natasha Bedingfield, the Pussycat Dolls and Ne-Yo, among others.
The celebration kicks off at 10pm EST on December 31, in case you are shut in for the New Year or will be watching it from your jail cell, like OJ will be. Ha!
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Expect the next year to be filled with frappe-ier happier posts of our Cheeto star Brit Brit. Not only is today Britney’s birthday and the day for the “Circus” release, but Brit also dropped the bomb informing us that she will be taking her circus on the road…yep a tour.
For now, it seems Brit will be staying close to home, starting out her tour March 3rd in Louisiana and ending April 28th in Chicago. Brit will also be bringing along the Pussycat Dolls as her opening act. Not too shabby. Check out the official tour dates below.
Tickets to go on sale starting this Saturday. Get into job service, pick up some extra hours at work or cut back on the bags of Cheetos…you are gonna need a ticket for this one, bitches!