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LiLo Finally Figures Out How To Manipulate The Media?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Good gawd. It’s been how many years and just now LiLo figures out how to one-up the media? Sheesh. It took awhile, but better late than never, I suppose. Today a Funnyordie video came out featuring Lindsay Lohan emulating an eHarmony video soliciting a new significant other.

In the spoof, LiLo says, “Hi, my name’s Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single, I think, and I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with – or, at least, the rest of my probation with.

“A little bit about me… I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur, and I have single-handedly kept 90 per cent of all gossip sites in business. I would define my personality as creative, a little bit of a night owl, a workaholic, shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels.

“And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over $400 in the bank…

“I’m looking for a compatible mate who’s looking for a night on the town, as long as he or she is driving of course; likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders…

“So if you think you can handle a redhead with a bit of sass… and by that I mean a redhead who’s crazy – I mean, don’t pretend like you don’t know me, you’ve all read about it – we’ll crash a few parties, a car or two… You can find me on the cover of Us Weekly, ’cause I’m ’so alone’.”

Well, I admit, LiLo tries. The only thing is, is the video isn’t really that funny. It’s actually kind of sad. Damn that girl needs a hug AND a visit with Dr. Drew.

Tags: bracelets, compatible mate, damn that girl, entrepreneur, gawd, gossip, Lindsay Lohan, little bit, night owl, probation, redhead, rest of my life, restraining orders, sass, security guards, shopaholic, spoof, state of california, those rumors
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The Bachelor Says He Found His Potential Wife

Friday, February 27th, 2009

It’s coming…the Bachelor finale! Woot, woot! For those of you who are following this reality show faithfully, there is a big fat twist coming to this ending…deemed as the most DRAMATIC Bachelor finale ever. Sounds pretty intense. Hmmm…whomever you wish to see Jason Mesnick with, Jason doesn’t give a rat’s ass…he tells People.com that he indeed is in love. Peep the interview that Jason shared with People.

Have you found The One?

I have found the one. I am in love, without a doubt. I do see her as the one I want to marry and spend the rest of my life with. Everyone has been through ups and down in their life, and there are no guarantees when talking about love. I am living proof. I got married before and thought I’d be with her until death do us part, but we all know how that worked out. That said, I am very much in love and very hopeful.

Many fans were quite surprised not to see Jillian in the final two. Elaborate on what went wrong.

There is nothing wrong with Jill. She’s incredible. But in the end, I saw Jill as that ultimate friend, my best friend forever. I couldn’t see it going past that. We both talked about being able to marry your best friend but it has to be more than that. You have to have that spark and passionate connection. There is some of that with her, as witnessed in the hot tub scene, but it was not the kind that would last forever.

Stephanie and Jillian were fan favorites in the way that you were. Do you think they would make good choices for the next Bachelorette?

Without a doubt they’d be great. If I was sitting in the producer’s chair right now, I would be hard-pressed to chose just one of them. There’s Stephanie with her story and how giving she is and how strong. And Jill was the backbone of the girls here. If I were in charge, I would have two simultaneous Bachelorette seasons going at the same time. Two mansions side by side, 50 guys, two girls. I think maybe they could work out twofer deals on helicopters.

How do you feel about how you navigated the show?

I built a relationship with all these girls. Some of them I expect to be in my life beyond the show. I think Ty and Sophia would be great playdates. But I think I was in this for the right reasons and I wanted to find my wife. I wouldn’t even have come here if I wasn’t over DeAnna.

Speaking of DeAnna, why does she appear in the finale?

Well I can’t tell you that, of course. Fans will have to wait and see. I was really surprised when she showed up in New Zealand. It would have been one thing if I was hanging out in Atlanta, but she had to go across an ocean to get to me. I had just heard a couple of weeks before that she and Jesse had broken up and that surprised me.

So you were surprised to hear she and Jesse didn’t make it?

Yeah. I thought they were in love and legitimately happy. I really thought they were going to make it — that helped me get over her, as a matter of fact.

What do you see in the remaining two women?

Melissa is really that ultimate woman that is going to stand by your side forever. She’s fun. She’s beautiful and exciting and willing to try new things. Molly is the balance of a lot of different things. We have a great friendship going. There’s passion there. She’s got her eyes wide open to the world. They are both amazing — to use my favorite word — which made for a very, very tough decision.

We cannot wait to see what happens! What do YOU think will happen?

Source: People.com

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Jennifer Aniston In Denial Over Her Age

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Jennifer Aniston, the queen of “uncool”, is turning the big 4-0 this week and it is almost hard to believe. Isn’t it? Wow, it seems like only yesterday Jen was wearing high-waisted frosted jeans and v-necked white t-shirts. The botox injections and the chemical peels are doing homegirl wonders, I must say. As Jen reaches the big milestone of 40, she is more than happy to speak about her life’s ups, downs (i.e. relationships), her current beau and what it means to her to be turning 40. Peep out her responses below.

ON TURNING THE BIG 4-0:

I had more of a panic going into 30. You realize that it just gets better. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I’m extremely lucky. I’m not saying I’m 40. I’m thirty-ten! I don’t feel 40. I don’t know what it means. At this stage my life doesn’t have the traditional framework—the husband, the two kids and the house in Connecticut. It’s MY experience. I feel good. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be any further along. . . I’m right where I’m supposed to be.

ON HER SPLIT WITH THE SEXIEST MAN:

My split with Brad was the hardest thing I ever went through. But it made me strong, superhuman. Now I’m turning 40 and I’m very excited. When they say youth is wasted on the young, it’s so true. Oh my God, what I wish I’d known when I was 30!

ON THE LOVE SHE AND BRAD ONCE SHARED:

We had so much fun falling in love. It was so private. We kept it to ourselves for so long. It was something we were really proud of. We were put on a pedestal, but we were just a couple like anybody else. I really thought I’d be with him for the rest of my life. It was a beautiful, complicated relationship. The sad thing, for me, is the way it’s been reduced to a Hollywood cliché. But I don’t regret any of it. The marriage didn’t work out but pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation and said a lot of things. And ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other.

Whoever said everything has to be forever? That’s setting your hopes too high. It’s too much pressure. I still feel so lucky to have experienced it. I wouldn’t know what I know now if I hadn’t been married to Brad. I love Brad. I really love him and I will love him for the rest of my life. We’ve exchanged a few very kind ‘hellos’ and ‘wishing you wells’ and ‘love and congratulations on your babies’. I have nothing but absolute admiration for him, and I’m proud of him. I think he’s really done some amazing things.

ON THE PLETHORA OF MEN SHE’S DATED:

Over the years I’ve gone for each type of man. The rough guy, the nerdy, sweet, lovable type, the slick guy. Men in general are a good thing, I think—as long as they’re not crazy!

ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUNG PUP JOHN MAYER:

People need to mind their own business. Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Did Susan Anton and Dudley Moore make sense? Love isn’t designed. Love just shows up and you go, ‘Wow, this is going to be a ride and a half!’

Being in love makes you happy. Definitely. I deeply, deeply care about John. We talk, we adore one another. And that’s where it is.

ON BEING A MOTHER:

Do I want to have children? I do, and I will. The women who inspire me are the ones who have families and children. Why would I want to limit myself? I want to have it all.

I hope to be on the road to having a family and settling down. Ideally, I’d like a couple of kids, but who knows? I feel like that’s in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way. I’m going to have children. I just know it.

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