“I had a guy come up to me in Paris saying, ‘Are you Bono?’ Then he said, ‘Oh no, you’re not, you’re Robert Windsor’. I only really get mistaken for Bono by people who are really hammered. They have to be completely s**tfaced to think I’m Bono. I suppose when I put on the glasses I look a bit like him. The Irish accent is one I just can’t seem to get. I always start doing it and then it just f**king fades. It always ends up going into Scottish.”

Robin Williams, on being mistaken for Bono