Posts Tagged ‘Rocco Ritchie’

Madge Wins Again!

Friday, January 30th, 2009

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Well, Madge the Vadge can scream at the top of her lungs and coat her vadge in a pool full of peanut butter because today she is more than likely celebrating her big fat win against Guy Ritchie. It has been reported today that Madgey won her residency battle against her ex and will now move their two wittle boys to America. They’re coming to freakin’ America. Peeps in the UK are also celebrating…this is a day of reckoning…the UK’s Don’t-Let-The-Door-Hit-Ya-On-The-Way-Out Madge Vadge Day. In honor of this glorious day, you are to all roll around in baby powder and throw on a camel-toe-licious white leotard. What…didn’t you get the memo?

While Lourdes is already in New York, Rocco Ritchie and David Banda will pack their transformers, their
nannies and make the big trek to New York. For now it is only a temporary permission from the courts, but soon the move will be made permanent.

“Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well. It’s pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing.”

Somewhere Guy Ritchie is crying to lose his boys, but happy to have that crazy beotch outta his country for good!

Madonna Will Get Her Way.

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

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I’m extremely saddened to hear the following news. Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement on the divorce settlement. Yes, already. WTF. And get this…Madge is keeping every pretty little penny that she has earned. Guy doesn’t get one cent from Madge…because…he doesn’t want any of it. Is this Guy nuts? He EARNED that ching!

Well, well, well…I’m sure Madge is about ready to stretch, kick, hike up her granny panties and jump right into bed with A-Rod now that she got her way.

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A source told the Daily Mail, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”

A custody agreement has rumored to be reached as well, with both boys David Banda and Rocco Ritchie splitting their time between the UK (with Guy) and New York the United States (with Madge).

A second source said, “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honorable man to have walked away.”

Uhhh, ya think?

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It Would Suck To Be Madonna’s Kid.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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Guy Ritchie may have his boys under his wing for a few days, but you better believe Madge and her vadge wrote up some rules that Guy better abide by…or else.

No tap water, but Kabbalah water, rather? WTF is Kabbalah water? This woman has lost her damn mind.
Can you say CONTROL FREAK?

Madgy needs to just let these kids be kids and enjoy their time with their pops.

Rocco Ritchie Roots For The Yankees.

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

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Call me out if I’m digging a little bit too deep into the Madge-Guy Ritchie divorce battle here, but…it seems Madge is all for throwing daggers. Her latest stint? Dressing Rocco in a New York Yankees jersey. According to a source, eight-year-old Rocco was accompanied by his mother, sister Lourdes and a huge security team at the Chelsea Piers Gym yesterday.

It hasn’t even been a week since the announcement of a divorce, however it seems Madge is doing her best to make Mr. Ritchie pissed off to the maximum. For all of you who have been living under a rock, rumors of an affair with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has been THE rumor that has been swirling for months now…especially since Alex called it quits with his ex-wife Cynthia this summer.

Either Madonna is committing a big NO-NO by using her children as pawns in this nasty divorce or perhaps Rocco’s favorite baseball team really IS the New York Yankees and he simply wanted to wear that jersey?

Hmmm. What do YOU think?

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Guy Ritchie Is Gonna Get Screwed.

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

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With the heart-breaking announcement that a permanent separation of Guy and Madonna is underway, the tragic news has sunk in and we can now somberly go about our lives. However, Guy’s world is about to get rocked! The gloves are off and you can bet that Madonna is gonna do her damnedest to take Guy to the freakin’ cleaners.

Sure they may have children together, little Rocco and adopted David Banda, but you can bet your booty Madge is gonna get custody of the little rug rats as the courts will not separate the children from each other. Poor Guy! As far as the $500 million in earnings and assets? There may be some mudslinging and some serious fighting over the bling bling. You KNOW how stingy Madge is with her ching ching and her bling bling.

Despite the divorce announcement, Guy has been pouring himself into work and was seen on the set of his new film “Sherlock Holmes” yesterday. He sure looks miserable! I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be divorcing Madonna! It’s going to be one long road for Guy. I hope he has a good therapist!


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