The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.