You would think that being Zac Efron would be fabulous. You have girls (and guys) fawning over you on the daily and hair that Brad Pitt would die for. But, let me tell ya, it isn’t always cool being Zac.

Just recently Zac had a whacked out fan leave her mark on him. Not only did this crazy beotch sink her claws into his skin, but she left a small remnant of her fingernail in his skin. Ummm, gross.

Zac tells Britain’s Hello magazine, “I was at a premiere when a barrier broke. Fans came rushing over and grabbed me. The security guards stopped the commotion and no one was hurt, but later that night I found a fingernail stuck in my back. You have to have a sense of humor about it.”

He adds, “I make a half-assed attempt at disguise, but sometimes no disguise is best because, if you wear shades inside a shop, everyone thinks, ‘Who’s that?’. The best thing is to look normal and avoid eye contact. But I do have to sneak around and hide when I go to the supermarket. It’s ridiculous.”

With the way Perez Hilton obsesses over Zac Efron on Twitter, I sure as heck wouldn’t be surprised if this whacked out beotch was him…long claws and all!