Former TRL host Carson Daly got a chick knocked up…more specifically, a Last Call With Carson Daly INTERN. What.the.eff.is.happening.to.this.world? Did Carson desperately want a child at 35 and pay this sweet, innocent chick to conceive his child with his ching from his TRL savings account? Or did he get her sloppy drunk and forget to use a rain coat?

Whatever the case may be, Carson is going to be a father. The report claims that the two are boyfriend and girlfriend…but we don’t buy it. Seriously, who would date Carson besides Jennifer Love Twitt? Well, I guess ANYTHING is possible these days.

Carson’s rep tells PEOPLE that the new baby is due this spring and that the soon-to-be parents are over the moon with the upcoming arrival. According to the statement, “Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends.”

At least he’ll have the late night shift covered!

P.S. What the heck is all this “over the moon” crapola that is constantly spewed out of reps mouths when a baby is conceived or born?

Over the moon=the most annoying phrase ever.