Posts Tagged ‘Sun’

Wino Takes A Tumble

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

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No news is usually good news when it comes to our favorite Crackie Winehouse. And today…well…I do have news.

While she may be in the Caribbean to escape her problems back home in the UK, St. Lucia can’t entirely save Wino from disaster. After Amy’s papa Mitch left St. Lucia after a father-daughter visit (aka check up to make sure home girl is minding her p’s and q’s), Wino celebrated with some booze…and a lot of it…so much so that the crazy beotch fell down and went boom boom.

Despite collapsing AND being admitted to a hospital, Wino’s spokesperson downplayed the collapse by calling it a case of dehydration.

Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.” Mmmm hmmm. We ALMOST believe that!

Other peeps on the island saw quite the opposite…locals spotted the bee-hive-less singer stumbling out of Marjorie’s Beach Bar.

We hope Wino gets her shiznit figured out pronto!

Kate Moss Caught With Another Man!

Friday, April 24th, 2009

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While you may be thinking that Kate Moss is all serious and lovey dovey with her man Jamie Hince, think again. Home girl isn’t as innocent and as “in love” as you may presume. In fact, we got word that Kate Moss has allegedly cheated on her rocker boyfriend with ANOTHER rocker.

The bassist, Eve Berlin, from the Living Things is rumored to have had a fling with the supermodel. And get this…the claims are coming from Eve’s own brother (Lillian) as he apparently WALKED in on Kate and Eve doing the nasty!

Lillian told The Sun, “Walking in on my brother and Kate Moss with their clothes off, that was very awkward. I don’t like to look at my brother naked. Between my brother being naked and seeing Kate Moss naked with my brother, that was very awkward.”

Ummm yeah very awkward! But not as awkward as it is going to be for Kate to explain this tryst to her man Jamie. Oh to be a fly on the wall!

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Jade Goody’s Last Wish May Not Come True

Friday, March 6th, 2009

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My girl Jade Goody may not get her final wish before she passes. Because of the amount of pain Jade is going through, she may not get to baptized in church with her sons Bobby and Freddy.

Jade’s publicist Max Clifford confirmed, “If people go and see her it’s literally a case of her opening her eyes, saying “Hi, how are you?” and going back to sleep. It’s a result of the medication she’s on. So of course in those circumstances the christening can’t go ahead.”

However, there still could be a chance that if Jade gets a second wind, an organization of the christening could take place in the hospital chapel as a last minute effort.

A source told The Sun, “Jade genuinely wants to be baptized before she dies. She is still hoping this can be done. But time is running out for her.”

How heartbreaking.

Kate Hudson Wants To Get Knocked Up

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

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She was the reason for Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt last year, however, Kate Hudson has taken Owen Wilson back into her life. The now on-again couple of Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are very happy together…but the question is, for how long?

Well apparently, Kate and Owen realized that they cannot live without each other and rumor has it that now they are ready to knock boots and get Kate sperminated. Whhhaaaaat???!!!

A source close to Owen told The Sun, “He loves the idea of being a dad and has told Kate that he’s ready when she is, but the sooner, the better!”

And get this…”Kate is over the moon and really wants to start a family with Owen now she feels that he has finally grown up. The fact that he is ready to make that commitment to her has given her faith in the relationship. Kate’s family are all really behind the relationship as well after seeing how Owen has turned it around. Everyone is now confident the relationship will work out long-term and they will be together forever.”

Kate is over the moon? Let me guess, the dish is going to run away with the spoon too? Good grief…

over the moon=the worst phrase ever

Lynne Spears Wants Box Office Gold.

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

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As if a humiliating tell-all book wasn’t enough…

Last month, Lynne Spears released a tell-all book about her two troubled daughters, their Cheeto addictions and their sexy time as teenagers. And NOW because of the success of the book, Lynne wants to ride this cash train as long as she can! CHOO!!! CHOOO!!! Therefore, the country bumpkin mama wants her book to hit the big screen, y’all! And she believes it WILL be a hit.

In fact, Lynne already has chosen who she’d like to cast in as her beloved Cheeto and her own hillbilly booty.

According to a source, ‘Scary Movie’ actress Anna Faris is being considered to play the lead while Lynne allegedly wants Julia Roberts to play her part. “She’s pitching the book around to studios,” the Sun quoted a source close to Lynne as saying. “She even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It’s insane!” the source added.

Ummm yeah. I highly doubt Julia would agree to such a role. In any case, good luck with that Lynne-y Tin Tin!

Kate Middleton Is A Rebel.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

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Oh blasphemy! Someone got BUSTED! Peeps in the UK are FURIOUSLY FURIOUS to see Kate Middleton caught on camera…yacking on her cell phone WHILE country cruisin’. Sure, it might not be safe, but give the bitch a break…perhaps she was meeting up with Prince William for some big willy-stylin’ in the countryside? (You don’t blame her, do ya?)

Anyshag, a bystander told the Sun that Kate was “going quite quickly. And you could clearly see she was on the phone.”

As of last year using a cell phone without a hands-free kit while at the wheel of a car was made illegal in the UK, ya’ll!

Perhaps Kate didn’t get that memo?

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Amy Winehouse Packing Up And Shipping Out?

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

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We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.


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