Posts Tagged ‘tokin’

Speaking Of Myspace Rants…

Friday, March 27th, 2009 by: Danity

courtney

Courtney Love…ahhhhh, the queen of untranslatable myspace blogs and tweets. Some smarty pants obviously was able to pick apart Court’s nonsense and I’m assuming it took hours of late night smokin’ and ’, but it was a success. Now those rants are making their appearance in a Los Angeles court, ‘cuz Courtney is getting her butt sued!

According to a source, the lawsuit includes a ’s libel and breach of contract against the singer includes what she calls several “menacing and disturbing” statements posted on the Internet.

Austin, Texas-based Dawn Simorangkir (Sim-or-AHNG-ker), also known as Boudoir Queen, says Love never paid her for work done. She filed the lawsuit Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The suit cites remarks from Love’s Twitter and MySpace pages, and in the of Etsy.com. It said Love called Simorangkir a “nasty lying hosebag thief” and accused her of being a and a prostitute.

Shoot! This is going to be interesting!

Goodbye Earl!

Friday, January 30th, 2009 by: Danity

People DMX Sentenced

Well…at least until April. Finally DMX, aka Earl Simmons, will be locked up for the theft, drug-possession and animal-cruelty crimes he committed. No more late night Doritoes binges due to late night ’ or spanking your puppy for pooping on the floor. You just got served, beotch!

According to the Associated Press, Rapper DMX was sentenced to 90 days in jail today for convictions on theft, drug-possession and animal-cruelty charges. DMX was placed on at least 18 months’ supervised probation by Commissioner Phemonia Miller.

Image Source: AP

Ninety days doesn’t seem like much and as I look into the future I see Mr. Earl heading to the clinker once more. Call me a , but a guy that barks like a dog and “grrrrs” like a doberman pinscher isn’t a normal human being. I’m just sayin’.