Well, I hate to break the news to you, but for those of you who were seriously looking forward to seeing Tom Hanks‘ ding dong and wrinkly booty cheeks on the big screen, you are out of luck. Before you start blaming Tom for running away with his doink between his legs, please believe that it wasn’t his idea to cut some saucy sex scenes for his new flick “Angels & Demons”. Ummm yeah, he was all for it. And with a hot co-star like Ayelet Zurer, I doubt anyone blames him!

Hanks tells Parade magazine, “We really don’t have time to make out or go to bed when Cardinals are being killed on the hour. We tried to work it into the screenplay over and over again. We were like, ‘Isn’t there a bigger car with a bigger backseat?’ But we were stuck with an Alfa Romeo so we didn’t have an opportunity to grab some smooching on the way to the Pantheon or the Piazza Del Poppolo. It’s my loss, but I think it did make it easier for Ayelet.”

In the follow up to the Da Vinci Code, Mr. Hanks stars as Harvard professor Robert Langdon who investigates the murder of a physicist and a terrorist act against the Vatican by a secret brotherhood.

Damn, we just wanted to see those sex scenes…or not.