There are still Tori Spelling fans out there? Well, apparently there must be because home girl is having some great success with the books she has published this far…UNLESS she is buying her own books. Well, anyfaketatasandananorexiclikebod, for you hardcore Tori fans…apparently you are going to get some more insight to Tori’s side of the story as she prepares to release her third book, tentatively titled unchartered terriTORI.
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unchartered terriTORI: Tori Spelling’s Third Book
Thursday, January 7th, 2010Candy Spelling Note To Daughter Tori Spelling
Monday, July 27th, 2009Oooh, just when you think Candy Spelling and Tori Spelling just may chill the heck out and call a truce, Candy has a menopausal moment and pens a nasty public note to her daughter Tori. Apparently on the two-part season finale of “Tori and Dean”, Tori is having a tough time deciding whether to invite her mother to daughter Stella’s first birthday party. And, so in reaction to this BIG decision, Candy responds via a public letter exclusively sent to TMZ.com. Check it out below.
EXCLUSIVE TO: TMZ.COM
TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)
FROM: CANDY SPELLINGI Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn’t match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it’s the same way with my daughter.
Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings.
I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori’s, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter’s first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me.
Ohhhh snap! So, whose side are you on or are they both crazy bitches?
Dean McDermott’s Ex Wife Slams Tori Spelling
Friday, May 15th, 2009A day in the life of Tori Spelling is never dull.
And now in better-late-than-never news, Dean McDermott’s ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, is said to have had her panties up in a bunch over Tori Spelling moving in on her family and rightfully so!
In the filming of the racy TV movie “Mind Over Murder”, Tori and Dean fell in love…needless to say BOTH were married to OTHER people. Awww. But, don’t feel sorry for Mary Jo!
So what better way to make out of the tragic situation than to write a book, make some ching! And that, my friends, is exactly with Mary Jo is doing with her new book titled, “Divorce Sucks”.
Eustace reveals what went down when she confronted wrinkly boobied Tori, “I told her I thought (her) behavior thus far had been the height of insensitivity and rudeness. I tried to explain that we were a real family, with a new baby and a substantial history, and there were serious consequences to all of this…
“The toughest moment was when my husband kept calling her to see how the meeting was going. She told him it was ‘going great’ and joked that we were quickly becoming ’soul mates.’ I left the room on that one.”
After she punched Tori’s ta-tas into deformed oblivion?
Tori Spelling Is Not 98 Pounds!
Friday, April 3rd, 2009Tori Spelling may be wasting away to just skin and bones, but don’t call her anorexic. Bitch will eat you!
The 35-year-old mother-of-two has sparked speculation she is battling weight issues, with one gossip tabloid claiming Tori now weighs just 98 pounds. And, she’s NOT 98 pounds, peeps. She’s 99 pounds!
A source close to Tori says that her weight loss has been a result of the stress caused by her mother Candy. If you recall, Candy is on a book tour promoting her book “Candyland”, which details the mother-daughter’s strained relationship.
The insider told Star magazine, “It’s not good. Tori’s so stressed over her mum’s new book, she has no appetite but is still exercising every day. Her friends are all worried that she may be anorexic. She’s now down to a size zero.”
But Tori claims that all this hoopla over trouble with her mother and her personal life are nonexistent. “You have a sense of humor about it because, you know, it doesn’t stop. One week everything is good, next week everything is bad.”
Tori Spelling Denies Being A Whiny Bitch
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Tori Spelling is denying reports that she was whining and moaning about an increase in pay for her role on 90210. Even though she may feel she deserves to be paid a large amount of ching, she denies that her initial denial to join the cast was due to a fall out with producers of the show over cash.
So what did hold her back initially?
She tells the New York Post, “When I heard about the show, I thought it would be a cool connection to go back, especially because of my dad and for the fans to see (her character) Donna (Martin). But when they were ready to film, I’d just had the baby, so the timing wasn’t right. When the offer came back around again, it was perfect. So it all worked out in the fashion that it was supposed to. That was all a build up in the press, such hearsay. It was never about money – I still, to this day, have no idea about what Jennie and Shannen made or make, so it clearly wasn’t an issue.”
Tori even assures fans that she will be back for at least ONE more season. As for returning for a recurring role, that remains to be seen.
“(My character) Donna’s met her little niche in Japan, and she’s very successful… and gets caught back up in the whole Beverly Hills thing, thinking that maybe she’ll come back and design there permanently.”
I never quite understood Tori Spelling as an actress. She always reminded me as someone who would be working as a saddle polisher at a horse stable. But, whatevs. No offense to those who work at a horse stable.
You Knew It Was Gonna Happen.
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008“[Larry] Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in a new reality show, to air on E! in 2009. He says Tori Spelling (who stars on So noTORIous with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: ‘Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway.’” Big surprise. Not. But, sadly enough I am sure I will tune in for at least the first episode.
Pumpkin Patch Perfect!
Monday, October 13th, 2008It’s that time of year, peeps. The ANNUAL celebrity search for the perfect pumpkin for their perfect little angels. And let me tell you, the stars were out yesterday like flies on poop!
Forget the limos, the red carpet and the designer duds, it was serious pumpkin searching for these celebrity families.
Gwen and Gavin and little Kingston strolled through Mr Bone’s Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles yesterday, SANS Zuma. I’m REALLY beginning to wonder…is Zuma even real? Hmmph.
Other celebs spotted out in the patch were Tori Spelling and her fam, Marcia Cross, Ben and Violet Affleck, and Tobey McGuire.
How sweet and SOOO festive!
Images Source: Splash
Dear Tori Spelling.
Monday, August 18th, 2008Excuse me…ummm…Tori? Let me be frank with you. You’ve got a little somethin’ wrong with your chest there…You may not be returning to 90210, but you NEED to return to your plastic surgeon and get that implant fixed, girl!
Blech. Your chest is sinking deeper and deeper and faster than the Titanic did in 1912. Either get that shiznit fixed or stay outta public. It’s nasty. It’s wrong. And, it’s sickening. Tori, you’ve got the bucks. Get the shizzz fixed! Pretty please?





























