The Greatest Singer in the World To Chest Pound Back Into Your Hearts

Celine Dion has been given the go ahead to start recording her new album after suffering from a nasty viral infection. The self-proclaimed Greatest Singer in the World (GSITW) got sick earlier this year and she was forced to cancel a bunch of shows that surely pissed off people who probably spent a few hundred dollars on tickets and probably airfare tickets to travel to see her. Because apparently peeps fly from all over the world just to see See-leen Dee-Own pound her chest like Tarzan.

The GSITW released a statement letting errone know that she ain’t going nowhere. Dion says in a statement, “During this recovery period, so many fans, many of whom were inconvenienced by the cancelled shows, have posted kind words of encouragement on my website. I’m so grateful for their thoughts and their support… more than they’ll ever know.”

And just so you know, she will be back on stage showing off her gams, making goofy faces and chest pounding at the Caesars Palace on June 9th.

Oh yeah. She’ll be singing too.

Brandi Glanville Married Darin Harvey in Vegas wedding

or not?

Here’s straight white people once again ruining the sanctity of marriage. Brandi Glanville and MMA manager Darin Harvey got married in a quickie wedding over the weekend. (more…)

Kris Humphries celebrates with Wife Kim Kardashian at Marquee (PHOTOS)

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So much for those divorce rumors. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries put on a united front for Kardashian’s 31st birthday party at Marquee Club in Vegas. Not only were they TOGETHER, they WERE lovey dovey with one another. Yes, other members of the Kardashian Klan was there including Khloe (and husband Lamar Odom, who couldn’t keep their hands off one another) and mama Kris Jenner (who had an incredibly awkward hairstyle to match her ensemble). Family friend Mark Ballas also showed up with a chick named Tiffany Dunn.

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who likes the biggest bubble butts of all?

Mirror on the Wall: Well duh. You do Nelly, but only if those apple bottomed booties are accessorized with furrrry boots.

In case you were all wondering, Nelly is in Vegas not only staring at himself in mirrors but he’s also working. On Friday night at the Chateau (Paris), Nelly took the stage to perform several of his hit songs including “Air Force Ones,” “Just a Dream,” “Hot in Herre” and “Ride Wit Me.” And Nicole Scherzinger even showed up to help him out with “Dilemma”.

Check out the photos from Nelly’s Apple Bottoms photo shoot from earlier in the day. It’s HAWT dish!

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Guess Which Celeb Got Ghoulish In Vegas with Deadmau5 (PHOTOS)

There’s a lot of effing action happening in Vegas this Labor Day weekend. And it appears to have started rather oddly. Let me just say that it is too bad this celebrity couldn’t always sport a ghost sheet.

To see which born into money-made celebrity threw on a spooky ghoulish sheet to surprise the audience at the DeadMau5 event in Vegas, do the ‘ole clickaroo below.
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