Victoria Principal is one bad ass beotch and she’s NOT afraid to make it known!
According to reports, a former maid to the Dallas star is suing the actress for assault, as well as emotional distress AND false imprisonment. Maribel Banegas filed suit in Los Angeles yesterday claiming that the permanent-smiling actress held her at gunpoint after terminating Banegas at her Malibu home.
Say, what???? Apparently the court documents claim that Banegas was walking Principal’s dog (part of her job description) when she returned to complaints that the pooch’s potty session took too long. So what…maybe the doggy needed to drop a number two or perhaps the pooch was constipated? Hey, you NEVER know. At any rate, the lengthy potty session pissed Principal right over the edge!
So, bam…Banegas claims she was fired on the spot AND understandably demanded her final payment before she left Principal’s residence. However, when Vicky vanished for a hot minute to presumably return with a check, Principal reappeared with a GUN and threatened to kill the poor dog walker! Ummm, wacko much?
However, Victoria is also taking legal action, insisting she pulled the gun ONLY after Banegas injured her dog. Wowsers.
At any rate…
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Don’t work for Victoria Principal.
Over-Fed may be forced to put down the bags of chips and the greasy chicken wings. It’s time to unpack those pounds and get paid for it! Since last year, K-Fed transformed into Over-Fed when he packed on more than FORTY freakin’ pounds of chub and bub. Hubba, Hubba!
According to one of Over-Fed’s pals, Nutrisystem has offered him a big fat deal to shed that jiggly with the NutriSystem Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”
However, Over-Fed’s rep denies that Over-Fed is going to work for NutriSystem. Why work when you’ve got the Cheetostar dishing out FIVE G weekly to your bank roll? And besides…with the jiggly and the wiggly, there is more for Vicky P to love, roll on and cook steaks on…right???? Sizzzzle!!!!!
Well, bitches, it looks like Vicky B. got herself some new jeans. Ummm, yeah. I’m loving the denim wash. Oh, and the sunglasses are fierce. There is just one small issue I have with this ensemble. Can you guess what it is? Think 1980’s.
The 80’s pretty much rocked musically, but fashion-wise, I could live without some of the fashion trends that were born. The most hideous 80’s trend in my book? Yep, the shoulder pads. What do you think…HOT or NOT?
Stepford Kate is such a good BFF. When Vicky B. had issues with her MIL over babysitting arrangements, Stepford Kate took charge! After a fresh refueling of placenta stew you knew damn well Katie could be relied upon.
The Kate-ster was spotted out and about in Los Angeles with Suri and Posh’s two youngest Cruz and Romeo on a babysitting adventure!
Rumor has it that the reason for the last minute babysitting gig happened as a result of Vicky P. having to rush back from Milan last week. Apparently her MIL decided she wanted to go back home to London.
A source said, “Victoria had been house-hunting in Milan, but then Sandra decided she wanted to be at her daughter’s birthday, so Victoria had to fly back early. Sandra and Victoria had a row.”
Well, big props for Katie for saving the mudder focking day! YAY!
Katie Holmes has got herself some new locks of love, y’all! Pin ‘em in and go, bitches! Japan love themselves some Katie and Scientol-Tom and so, Katie changed it up for her peeps with some extensions and a fierce Vicky B. pout for the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie. So now that she’s debuted her new ‘do, does Katie have something else up her sleeve? Mmm hmmm. Apparently, Suri is an inspiration to the Kate-ster for fashion and so, a kiddy fashion line is in the works.
Katie told Glamour magazine, “Jeanne Yang and I have been working together. We started about a year ago, sketching different things, trying to find comfortable clothing for our daughters that is also pretty and cute. … We both grew up with mothers who sewed. We just started, and we’ve played around with doing things for women as well.”
Be prepared for the Placenta Stew line coming to a department store near you! Cute enough you’ll want to eat it right up!
It was a huge night last night for Armani, as the big name celebrities came out in droves for Armani’s 5th Avenue store opening in New York City. You would have thought it was a West Coast party because you know the West Coast party don’t stop. You had John Mayer sans his constipation face; Posh and her shortest dress ever; new metro-papa Ricky Martin and his bonbon; Leonardo DiCaprio sans his supermodel on his arm and finally another main attraction, Chace Crawford. Ahhh, what a night!
One of the most fabulous highlight’s of last night’s event wasn’t Vicky B’s stick legs, but rather, Giorgio Armani’s announcement to make a $1 million donation to the Fund for Public Schools. The money will be used to develop arts education, including fashion, for schools in the Bronx. Now THAT is fabulous!
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We all know how protective the Cheetostar is of her little Tater Tot and Small Fry, right? Well, now that she got her way to bring the kiddies on tour with her, it seems Brit may have something else to freak out about…Vicky P. invading in on her mama space.
Victoria Prince and K-Fed must be getting pretty damn serious because it’s definitely obvious Sean Preston and Jayden are spending some quality time with their papa and their future stepmama his woman. You know deep down seeing these pics is killing Britney.
On a snowy trip to northern California, Vicky P., K-Fed and his kiddies enjoyed some special time together. I must also throw out there that K-Fed’s other two kids (with ex Shar Jackson) were also present on the trip. One big happy, y’all!
Victoria Beckham better watch her short spiky gelled mop top because Katie Holmes is about to bump Vicky B.’s fierceness straight to Placenta-stewville to be eaten along with all the other spirits Katie and Scient-tol Tom have stolen. With additional ads for Miu Miu campaign just released, it is obvious Katie has been practicing her crabby face. I must admit…there is still work to be done. Kate still has a small smirk on her face that needs to be wiped right off. Many say that Katie is taking a few fierceness classes from her on-again BFF Posh Beckham. Personally, I think that is a big bag of bologna and I’m not buying it.
So who do you think looks more miserable…Poshy B. or Kate Kate? Personally, I think Poshy still has Katie beat but only by a wee wee bit…however my theory is, the longer Katie stays with Scient-tol Tom, the more fierce her crabby face will be! Don’t ya think?
Previous Miu Miu models include French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore and Chloe Sevigny.
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