Victoria Beckham believes she is every woman. While Vicky B. is a gorgeous woman, she is also not your “average” woman. But apparently she thinks she is. Beloved Vicky is convinced that her figure represents that of the general public.

Now I’m not sure what Vick is smoking but whatever it is, its giving her hallucinations.

Vicky recently admitted that she uses her own measurements when she is draping fabric for her outfits because she isn’t as skinny or tall as the runway models.

She tells Harper’s Bazaar, “We always joke that we have this fabulously gorgeous 17-year-old model who is six-foot-whatever and I say, ‘OK, I’m going to put it on – I stand for the general public here.’ It’s how I work.”

She wasn’t even average when she had a pregnant belly.

“I found it really difficult when I was pregnant and I couldn’t do that. It’s part of the process. I’ll stand here in my knickers and start draping fabric over myself,” she adds.

Ok ok, Vicky B. We love you and we see you and you aren’t curvy. You aren’t one of us. Plain and simple.