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I Thought I Told You That He Won’t Stop

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Diddy, Sean Combs, Poopy….whatever you call the man known as Sean Combs is needing some help. Now, while you may be following this overly-energized man on Twitter and feel a prescription for Xanax is desperately needed. While he apparently must be sleep-deprived or just extremely happy, but it is obvious he may be busy doing things. But this time, he needs your help.

So, recently the Did-ster (as I like to call him these days) has linked up with Apple to create a new application for the iPod/iPhone in celebration of his upcoming album “Last Train To Paris”. Ok, wait one hot minute. Now I heard rumors that a new album was in the works, but I really didn’t think it was for real, for real. So, it is for real, real now.

Here’s where you come in.

Diddy is asking bitches like you to submit photos of themselves on a train for a chance for their image to be the official mosaic of the application. Ok, so what if you live in the freakin’ sticks and have no access to a train? Well, forget about this damn contest then. If you are interested, you are supposed to visit the iTunes Store.

Apparently, the lovely mosaic will be coming out this summer while the Did-ster’s new album will be hitting shelves on September 22.

Tags: apple, celebration, iphone, last train to paris, mosaic, new album, new application, P. Diddy, photos, puff daddy, sean diddy, shelves, sleep, twitter, Xanax
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LiLo And Lily Allen’s Friendship Has Papa Lohan’s Panties In A Perma-Wedgie

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Papa Lohan may have shut down his personal webpage, but you KNEW that wasn’t going to hold him back from a computer keyboard. Big Papa is pissed that his stick thin daughter is creating a deeper friendship with songbird Lily Allen. So what does pissed off Papa Lohan do? Take to his Twitter account, that’s what! With his polka-dotted pink panties shoved far up his butt crack, Papa Lohan tweets:

my daughter needs help. please, reach out to her it saddens ALl of us. godbless

how long do we have to sit back and wait for something tragic to happen?

Papa Lohan needs a freakin’ Xanax. Pop a pill and chill the eff out. Plain and simple. Lindsay is a grown adult and is surely NOT going to listen to her psychotic father. If anything Papa Lohan is just making a mountain out of a mole hill.

We’ll be keeping our eyes peeled on SamRon and LiLo’s Myspace blogs.

Tags: computer keyboard, eff, friendship, grown adult, lilo, Lily Allen, mole hill, myspace blogs, perma, personal webpage, pink panties, songbird, Xanax
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Kanye West Wants To Be King.

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Kanye West attended the American Music Awards looking chilled out to the maximum, prompting me to assume a couple Xanax may have been popped. Kanye did end up winning his first American Music Award for favorite rap/hip-hop album category for his CD “Graduation AND best hip/hop artist. So, Big Kudos to ‘Ye. And hey, he didn’t complain about winning either…too much. Instead, his first acceptance speech included the following magical words:

“I’d like to thank everybody who accepted me trying to break new boundaries in music.”

“It’s our responsibility as musicians to keep pushing each other, to keep competing with each other. It’s a really great competition,” he told the audience. “I see artists like Beyonce and Alicia Keys and Rihanna and Chris Brown and Chris Martin all in the same room and we’re going to push this music to the point where it was like in the 1960s and ’70s where you talk about Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles. We will be the new Beatles. We will be the new Hendrix. They say in any other industry, you know, you’re supposed to do better than the past … but when you say, ‘I want to be Elvis,’ they say, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Well, I wanna be Elvis.”

Image Source: Wire Image

Tags: American Music Awards, Elvis, Graduation, Kanye West, music, rap/hip hop, Xanax
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Andy Dick As The Joker?

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

From first glance this pic sort of looks like Z-lister Andy Dick is posing as Batman’s The Joker. However, the orange suit seems to give it all away. Yes, this is a mug shot and yes, Andy is smiling.

Comedian (who isn’t really funny) Andy Dick was arrested this morning for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

According to the LA Times,

Police said they arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at about 1:15 a.m. after receiving reports of an intoxicated man urinating outside. They stopped a truck that was leaving the scene and Dick was in the front seat.

According to Murrieta Police Lt. Dennis Vrooman, a 17-year-old woman said 42-year-old Dick had left the restaurant, walked up to her and pulled down her tank top, exposing her breasts. His friends escorted him to the truck, which was then stopped by police near a Sam’s Club store.

Officers lined up the men in the truck along a curb, and the alleged victim and another witness picked out Dick as the assailant.

Vrooman said Dick was “extremely intoxicated” and that police found marijuana and anti-anxiety Xanax medication in his pockets.

What a shame! Andy never seems to learn. Why does he feel he NEEDS to live up to his last NAME?

My thought on all of this is, once Andy gets this all straightened out, he definitely needs to do a hair piece endorsement. (That CAN’T be his real hair, can it?) Get your life back on track, Andy!

Tags: Andy Dick, Batman, jail, marijuana, mug shot, Murrieta, Sam's Club, The Joker, Xanax
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