Posts Tagged ‘Xenu’

Will Smith Dishes Out Some Dough To Tom Cruise’s Religious Group

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

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Earlier this year, Will Smith may have told interviewers: “I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. And you don’t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise“, but man, Will certainly has no problem dishing out the dough to the Scientology religion. Even though Smith has denied he practices praising Xenu, he has made some hefty donations, including a $1 million donation in May tied to Scientology.

It has been reported that in 2007, Smith and his wife Jade have given a total of $122,000 directly to the Church of Scientology, including the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Fund, the group’s Celebrity Centre in Hollywood and an offshoot of the group called ABLE. That of course, is in addition to the $1 million dollar donation. So what gives?

Money talks, my friends. Will Smith is going towards the Scientological light that Tommy glows in. SCARY!

Where’s Tom?

Monday, December 8th, 2008

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I’m sure right now you are asking who in the heck is this gomer in the idiotic costume and WHAT is he doing? Well, peeps, I present to you an attendee of one of the most unique parties of the year.

But sadly, it was a party that wasn’t quite the same without one of its leaders…the Scientology Celebrity Center annual Christmas party. It was an event with crazy costumes and unusual skits put on by its attendees. What I would have given to be a fly on the wall at THAT event!

Unfortunately Tommy and his Stepford Katie were not on hand for the very festive event. So, I’m thinking it is safe to assume there was not any placenta stew on hand to munch on. What a travesty. But, there’s always next year, right?

Click after the jump for more celebrities enjoying the Scientology Christmas party. You may be surprised to see who else has gotten sucked in by Xenu. Tom must be proud!
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Tom Cruise Loves The Paps.

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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Tom Cruise and the paparazzi are best buds. You KNOW that. Tom warms them up with some thick hearty placenta stew to keep their hearts healthy and their fingers snap happy. Tommy Boy loves the papis for their artistic merit.

Tom flapped his trap to the media, “I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible.

As a parent you protect your children, but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl.

It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have been very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult.”

Translation: I love having the paps near and dear to my heart and riding my butt on the daily. Their photos are exquisite and I thank them for making Suri the Most Influential Tot because really…she is. She is TOM’s spawn for gawd’s sake. But, she could not have done it without the papis. Snap, click, and stew!

Image Source: Dennis Gill

Katie And Suri Get Spooktacular A Day Early.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

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Katie Holmes and tiny Xenu Suri got in the festive mood yesterday as they hit up Central Park in New York City. Nothing wrong with getting orange and pumpkin-rific a day early!

While Kate and Suri hit up the swings, back at the ranch Tommy was probably slicing up some carrots and pumpkin guts for an all new crock pot recipe for a Spooktacular version of his placenta stew. What a festive man!

Image Source: Splash

Suri Cruise, The Next Picasso?

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

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It’s just another day in NYC for Suri Cruise. Yesterday, Suri participated in an art class that allowed her to showcase her artistic abilities. From the looks of it, Suri paid tribute to her city of choice…The Big Apple. What a simply amazing interpretation.

There is nothing Suri Cruise can’t do. So don’t be surprised if the Xenu offspring of Scientologist parents TomKat does something may-jah in life. An artist perhaps?

Image Source: Splash


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