And no, it’s not Lindsay Lohan this time. But I’m sure she’ll be back on the ground (or ditch) where she belongs any day now. No, it’s not even Amanda Bynes, who probably drives worse than Stevie Wonder. And no, this story does not involve a Kardashian either.
You know, I was almost forgetting those days when Tara Reid was the Lindsay Lohan of her day. Remember when she was passed out on some red carpet just about every other day with her titty balls hanging out of her barely there designer duds as her publicist cried in the corner? Ah, good times. That was almost a decade ago and how I miss those days of utter madness. But it seems that old habits die hard, because Reid-iculous looks to be up to her old ways again!
It seems that the world’s former favorite mishap was a hot drunken ass mess in St. Tropez this weekend, where she fell onto a parked motorcycle and then proceeded to knock over said bike and collapse onto the ground beside it. And it did not end there. Oh no! Tara took down a friend with her. Because true friends don’t fall out on the pavement alone. They bring backup!
TMZ has the footage and Reid is fighting mad. She drunkenly sashayed to her Twitter account to answer the implications of the footage:
“TMZ are liars and they always against me. They pushed us down that’s why we fell. It’s a set up! I will defend us this time 100%.”
Defend yourself, Tara! Show us the receipts!!