Fake smiles. Forced affection. Depressing ensembles. Madonna and Guy Ritchie aren’t what we thought they were. Well, WE actually didn’t think they would last.
Good grief, their relationship seems SO fake and ridiculously uncomfortable. It was only a matter of time before Madonna got bored.
I mean geez, everytime they are together they are wearing dark, morbid colors…it’s almost like they are mourning their marriage. And as of late, there have been no pictures of them together where they TRULY seemed happy to be with each other.
According to a source, “They tried to put on a show of ‘togetherness’ at Cannes Film Festival last month, but photos showed them looking pained and distracted.
Madge has previously said in an MTV documentary that she “got married for all the wrong reasons”.
She added: “My husband did not turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.. I wanted to end everything.”
A friend of the couple told a newspaper that the two “live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife, and thought it best to call it a day”.
So, who will get the kids, Rocco and adopted David? And, will Madonna break up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Hmmm…the suspense is killing me. I honestly thought it was over after the release of “Swept Away”. That movie RUINED Madonna’s acting career.
RIP Madge and Guy Ritchie’s marriage.