If anyone knows how to revive a douchebag’s image, it’s PR professional Ari Fleischer. And lucky for Tiger Woods, he has some big bucks to throw out for the best of the best. And he should…for the douchery he’s committed. The name Ari sound familiar to you? Mmmhmm. Ari Fleischer, George W. Bush’s right hand PR man, is said to have been hired for the big job of easing Tiger back into the game of golf.
According to the NY Post, Ari Fleischer and Tiger Woods have been plotting out a plan to ease Tiger out of his douche hole and onto the golf course. Rumors are swirling that as early as March 25th, at the Arnold Palmer Invitational, Tiger could make his return to the competition.
A source said, “They were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks.”
Another source added, “I would be shocked if he didn’t play the Arnold Palmer.”
Well Palmer supposedly said that Tiger is going to bring his balls and clubs to play Bay Hill, but while there has been no official confirmation peeps in charge of the tournament are making sure they have their bases covered as far as security. Can you say media madness?
About the whole Tiger Woods scandal, his buddy and fellow golfer Mark O’Meara said, “It’s been a rough road the last three or four months in Tiger’s life and his family’s life. It’s a very difficult situation. Golf is what Tiger does, and possibly part of the healing process is to get back at it.”
Do you think Tiger will return to golf this soon?
Image via UPI/Eric Gay/Pool