Why is Tiger Woods is pissed off at Rachel Uchitel?
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Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel wedding
We’re hearing that Tiger has his tail up between his booty cheeks because she’s going to Celebrity Rehab.
The National Enquirer has impressed us so far this year with their credibility and their on point sources, but after first glance this story seems pretty far-fetched. But then again, to we all know what kind of douchebag Tiger Woods is, so really could Tiger be doing the freak nasty with Rachel Uchitel again? Yeah, more than likely. Does he want to put a ring on it and produce babies after Ambien-infused sex fests? Ummm, maybe?
Here’s what the National Enquirer is saying:
Tiger woods is making plans to marry his #1 mistress, party girl Rachel Uchitel, and have a baby with her, sources say, but he’s furious that she’s shooting episodes of the reality TV show “Celebrity Rehab”!…
“When Rachel told him that she was going to do the show, Tiger went ballistic!” disclosed an insider.
“Rachel explained that she’d be paid $500,000 and could kick her pill habit at the same time. She knows she is seen as the woman who broke up Tiger’s marriage, and by doing the show she hopes to gain a sympathetic image by the time she marries him. But Tiger was living that she’d expose her addiction in such a public way.
“He’s embarrassed that the next Mrs. Tiger Woods will be known as a former drug addict, and he’s encouraged her to go into a private program. But he’s also worried that Dr. Drew will influence Rachel to leave him, and paint him as a loser who can’t be counted on in a serious relationship.”
Tiger in a serious relationship? That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week.
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