I wanted to title this ‘Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Are Doin’ It’, but we all know that is more than likely not happening.
At least not yet.
But the football star, who is known for his lack of peen action, recently stepped out with Brazilian (on her mother’s side anyway) beauty, actress Camilla Belle, and now the countdown is on regarding when Belle will break the ‘bow. Because if she can’t do it, no one can.
Or maybe he has no peen?
Any-thisisallaployforpublicitytodivertusfromtherealissues-way, the two were spotted together in Jacksonville, Florida the other night, partying and bowling.
In an interesting mix, Belle previously dated famous virgin Joe (gay) Jonas in 2009, so either she is a beard of epic proportions or she just loves her hymen!
Either way, let’s pray that her sugar walls see some action before the end of the world in a few weeks!