Here we go again…Tommy Cruise and his Scientology bubble of life. When any morsel of his life gets rough and tough, the placenta-stew-loving-fool turns to his million dollar love of Scientology because it ends all and cures all.
Even when he was a wee boy and his knowledge of Scientology was nonexistent, his troubles were mended by the powerful religion of Scientology…ummm…OF COURSE they were. For all of you unfamiliar with Tom’s childhood, little boy Tom had childhood dyslexia at the age of 7. (Basically he was illiterate and read and wrote everything backwards.) But, because of a miraculous man by the name of L. Ron Hubbard, Tom has since overcome his dyslexia. Scientology CURED him!
Tommy told Spanish magazine XL Semanal, “I asked myself if I was normal or an idiot. I would try to concentrate but I felt anxiety, frustration, boredom. When I graduated from high school in 1980, I was functionally illiterate. Nobody gave me a solution and I wanted to know why the system had failed. Finally, as an adult I learned to read perfectly through the method of (Scientology founder) L. Ron Hubbard.”
Ummm…okay. Now in any other event, I would say, “I’ll have what he’s having.” But, this man needs to lay off the crack pipe! Seriously.
You can imagine the members of the dyslexic community are like, “whaaaaaaaaat?” Yeah, I’m afraid we all are.
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