Ok, bitches. I know you are going to be heartbroken, but Mama D has got some turkey to devour. I’m going to be hopping in my goony goo goo mobile and racing to see mi la familia for some turkey, stuffing, potatoes and pumpkie pie. In order to get there in a timely fashion, I will be leaving today and will not be back until Saturday because I am sure there will be leftovers to take care of.
Please don’t miss me too much. I need you to hold down the fort while I am gone. Be nice to each other and maybe, if you are lucky, I will post a placenta stew recipe that I received from Tommy Boy that you can share with your family.
Be thankful, behave and if you see Madge…give her a great big hug from me.
Peace out, bitches.
Danity
xoxoxo
