Ahhh, the John Mayer Twitter obsession continues. He may have given up Jennifer Aniston, but Twitter? Forget it!
And lucky for all his Twitter followers, John keeps them all up-to-speed on what is going on in his rough life as a rock star. And last night was a tragic day for Johnny Constipation.
Johnny tweets,
“Just had the worst guitar playing night of my life. Couldn’t get right and left hand to align … Turns out it was a caffeine thing … Rene’ makes the most intense cups of coffee and I drank the bean gravy … Re-cutting this solo right now. Can’t sleep until I prove it was the caffeine.”
Despite his frustration, he did finally get ‘er done.
“Got the solo. I love fighting for this stuff. I Live for it.”
And just perhaps during the evening of tackling his guitar riffs and Twitter talk, John was a tad depressed about his life as a bachelor.
Twitterific Johnny tweets, “I wonder if when I have a wife I’ll be allowed to climb into bed with cereal and milk. Cereal and laptop in bed. Sneakers whenever I like. Listen to me talk watches. Sign here … Seems from your replies as if I should just bring cereal and milk with me on a first date … ‘I hope this isn’t going to be a problem.’”
I doubt it will John. You’ve got some ching, you aren’t fugly and that constipation face? Irresistible.
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