As you know our lead birthday bitch on New Year’s Eve, Verne Troyer, turned the big 4-0. And what better way to spend your big day than in London town. Mini-me pulled a double celebration (New Year’s and his b-day) by enjoying a six hour drunk-fest at London nightclub Mahiki…the hot spot for royals and UK celebrities.
Granted he may have gotten a tad tipsy, but the plus side to being just 2 ft. 8 inches is that when you get intoxicated it is easy to be carried out in your drunken state. And, that is just what Verne’s bodyguard’s job was to do last night.
So how does a mini man get his groove on at a club? By scooter, of course. According to a source, Verne attempted to flirt with Radio 1 presenter Kelly Osbourne, whose fiance Luke Worrall was DJing at the bash, but he was unsuccessful.
Verne kept the party people entertained by wizzing around on his scooter around the dance floor and the sexy females flocked around the mini man. Life ain’t easy for a miniature pimp!
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