Ok, so I used to have this big oogly googly-eyed crush on Ethan Hawke that started in about 1989…you know, the Dead Poet Society days. My heart used to drop upon seeing his twinkling eyes and his sparkling Crest-white-stripped toothy smile.
Nineteen years later, I’m looking at these photos of Ethan from the “What Doesn’t Kill You” press conference and reminiscing of the days when I was playing kissy face with THAT in MY dreams. Oh, hell no. I seriously threw up in my mouth.
It seems to me the days of a new wife and more kids has taken its toll on the ex-hottie actor. I’m hoping that the makeup crew of the “What Doesn’t Kill You” team performed some major miracles because my dear Ethan is pruning up like a raisin.
I mean, seriously, do I need to make a trip to my eye doctor to get re-examined or is Ethan suddenly deteriorating?
Click for more creepy pics of Ethan, after the jizzzz-up.
Image Source: Wire Image
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