I want to look like Sharon Stone…
My face tightened and locked with a permanent smile…but not TOO big of a smile because that could create creases alongside my eye lids and jawline…I think I would have to go for more of a Posh-esque facial expression, blank but with a little more of a smirk. That’s not too much to ask, I wouldn’t think.
My eyes should be thickened with mascara and lined with dark eye liner to bring out the blue twinkle in my eyes…my hair tousled, as if I just rolled out of bed after a mid-afternoon nap…Snacky snack snack involves downing some Colace…
Then squeeze my geriatric ass into this leopard print gown with the lovely accenting choker. Black and brown are THE best colors for geriatrics…you never know when you may poop your pants. Hey, and who needs a bra or underwear! I’m Sharon Stone, bitches! We let it all hang out!
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