Wino has been on vacation in St. Lucia for a good two weeks allowing the crack to evaporate out of her flesh and the mice from her beehive to run away from the straw-like nest they once called home. Something needed to be done because quite frankly, Ms. Crackhouse was on the road to the point of no return.
Despite being off the whackness, Wino has still been causing a stir on the beaches of the Caribbean and Wino’s record label is getting sick of her boozin’ and bizarre antics. Universal’s commercial director Brian Rose is rumored to have been sent to St. Lucia to slap some common sense into the Cracky from Camden and find out what the heck is going on other than late-night alcohol inspired serenades to hotel guests and bumpin’ and grindin’ up on potential sexy time partners.
Well, it is quite obvious that Wino isn’t working on any new music…so is this some sort of professional intervention?
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