You don’t try to man-kiss a member of the Men In Black.
At the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3, a reporter showed Will a little TOO MUCH love and tried to kiss him on the lips. Mr. Smith was not having it and lightly backhanded the overzealous Ukrainian reporter in the face. It was only a split second of anger, then in true movie star fashion Will went on to the next outlet and was his nice guy self again.
Damn.