Well, it IS Halloween. But in Wino’s World, EVERYDAY is Halloween.
According to reports, Wino has turned her home in Camden into a candy palace. In addition to the candy floss maker Amy purchased to make her candy crack, Miss Winehouse NOW has a Slush Puppy machine and an old-fashioned sweet counter with jars of boiled sweets.
A source said, “Amy seems to be constantly stuffing herself with sugary snacks. She loves all of the stuff from her childhood in the Eighties, from Slush Puppies to Bull’s Eyes and licorice. It may seem harmless but it is not doing her any good. She’s suffering from chest and lung infections at the moment and she has been warned that all of the sweets could flare up the problems. She used to walk to the local shops at all hours of the night to pick up her sweet fixes, but now she doesn’t have to.”
Here’s an interesting little tidbit for ya….
I have heard from a friend’s friend’s cousin’s brother’s sister-in-law’s cousin that heroin can cause MASSIVE sweets cravings…not that Wino indulges in heroin or anything. But apparently ice pops and slushies are said to cool the burning sensation that heroin can cause. Hey, I’m just sayin’.
At any rate, girlfriend will never have to leave her house again! Anyone going to Crackie’s door for Halloween? I’m sure she has all sorts of goodies to share.
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