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Wino Doesn’t Want To Return To Her Bat Cave



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So it’s been a hot minute since we’ve talked Wino and I almost feel like I’ve been neglecting the Crack-ster. But for the most part, Amy Winehouse has been keeping herself out of trouble, which leaves not a whole lot to dish on. I’m thinking this Christmas vacation has done this beotch some good…a Christmas vacation now turned Spring Break. Yep, it’s been TWO months of laying on the beach, riding horses and boozin’. But, hey she’s not smoking crack (that we know of) and she reportedly told pals she never wants to go back to her home in the UK.

In other cracked out news, Amy’s estranged freak of a husband, Blake Fielder-Civil is back into civilization once again. Blake was greeted at his jail release by his crazy mother Georgette. My advice for Wino? Stay in St. Lucia 4 lyfe…just keep washing that one pair of jean shorts you’ve got, girl! I’ll come visit!


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