While the Wino and her weave mice are away, the low life bandits will have a hay day!
As you all know Crackie Crackhouse is vacationing it up in St. Lucia…boozing…playing David Hasselhoff and sexy timing it up with any man sans a big nasty beer belly. But tragic news came today for Wino as she found out that she has been robbed…yep, badly too. Thank gawd her weave mice packed their little mice bags and climbed into Wino’s travel bag for the ride, ‘cuz gawd knows they could have been taken as hostages and held for ransom. Instead, the raiders kicked in the padlocked front door and ransacked Wino’s home, escaping with her flat screen TV, five guitars and digital recording equipment.
Amy is said to be pissed! These were not just any ole guitars. These guitars had cracky crumbs and weave mice kisses on them. And, apparently, Wino’s home is one hot mess.
And just when Amy thought it couldn’t get any worse. 292938 near death experiences, a divorce and now this! Yowsers. Amy…the bright side is this…you’ve got the mice. That’s all that matters.
No arrests have yet been made.
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