“[Larry] Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in a new reality show, to air on E! in 2009. He says Tori Spelling (who stars on So noTORIous with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: ‘Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway.’” Big surprise. Not. But, sadly enough I am sure I will tune in for at least the first episode.