Your Nipples Just Might Fall Off!

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As we all know, reality star Kerry Katona is one hot mess. She’s got drug issues, family issues, personal issues, alcohol issues, self-esteem issues, etc. etc. etc. And now, Kerry has more to worry about….her nipples falling off.

In that traumatic slur-fest of an interview on the This Morning show a couple weeks ago, Kerry admitted that she still smokes like a chimney. Now that is all fine and dandy, BUT…because she just underwent a significant amount of plastic surgery, she risks the chance of infection. Not only that, but because she had breast augmentation, Kerry also could lose her nipples. And yes…it CAN happen!

Dr. Stephen Hamilton, Kerry’s plastic surgeon told her, “The risk of wound or healing problems with the skin or nipple is a risk for everyone. In smokers it can be worse because less oxygen reaches the tissue. I’ve never seen a nipple turn black and drop off, but it has happened. It’s a good scare tactic.”

Ummmm, ya think?

That would be enough to make anyone quit smoking…or so you’d think. Who would want to lose their nips? YIKES!!!!

Well, if you are ever walking on your way back from the coffee shop and notice a blackened and charred object on the ground with a burnt skin-like smell, you’ll know what just happened.
How freaky would that be to be walking down the street and see one of Kerry’s nipples on the ground??!! AHHHHH!!!! Make sure you carry a jar with you…you could always sell that shiz on eBay! (We kid.)

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